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Spawn of Cthulhu

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    Obviously. But Sonny made sure he didn’t come out of the bathroom with just his dick in his hands. I’m shocked that an obvious Italian like yourself doesn’t know the classics.
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    Especially the parents of student videographers.
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    Sonny Corleone knew how to solve that problem.
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    5 hours ago, OnAComputer said: Y'all are seriously doing y'all's damnedest to out conspiracy the place that has a thriving QAnon community Man, both of these guys seem like they suck.
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    HYPERBOLE MACHINE BROKEN BY VINCE YOUNG. CALL REPAIRMAN One of the first articles I ever read on EDSBS, from a day in early 2006.
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    Brakeback aggy.
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    This was my reaction when I misread your post about Karen getting a wax.
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    This is the best gif I've seen on Surly. I dare any of y'all to top this.
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    Vag strain. Fairly common in CS and also in the Fisher household.
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    Not everyone on Texags is convinced that Jimbo's doing a great job recruiting this year.
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    13-0 Branding Iron. Personal disclosure: I’m Muy
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    sure
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    texlarry
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    It might be nice to win a championship within one's life expectancy time table.
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    Candi has never been a 5-star, no matter how much blow you (and the missus, allegedly) do off her ass.
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    Lube? She don't need no stinking lube!
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    South Austin overcame the spectacle of his mom being with many elite athletes.
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    I bet it feels huge in this hand.
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    Stay out of Jimbo’s cement pond.
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    Not Jimbo's pool party.
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