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Spawn of Cthulhu

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  1. When in Qatar...
  2. You misunderstood. She's been passed on orally from genitals to genitals.
  3. When I was a youth, I became an avid Penthouse Forum reader. I was at least 17 before I realized that maybe every dude didn't bang six nurses at the hospital or get picked-up by seven horny stepsisters while hitchhiking. At what age does the average Liucci, et al, subscriber realize that Penthouse provided much better fictional whacking material for a better price?
  4. The Wreck of the Johnny Manziel
  5. Let's host it here, I'll toss in an extra tree fiddy for my share. SurlyHamm has a very nice ring to it.
  6. Crystal ball (a late, former baseball coach, actually).
  7. Vic and Subliminal were both no go.
  8. I was told there’d be no Mathlin.
  9. Thomadan, inshallah.
  10. However, he became a very vocal.and proud red-ass posthumously.
  11. Better than aggy's 1939 title that they shared with Italy and Germany.
  12. He slept they alcohol.
  13. So, is Claremont like Pflugerville, Round Rock, or Leander? Not that anyone here gives a rat's ass.
  14. Since the end of the Viking era, you always take the Serb.
  15. Guess you didn't donate a couple of bucks to GoFundMe for his bail like the rest of us did.
  16. At this point, is Jimbo (who won the NC in 20--) the greatest living aggy, over JFF and Von Miller? With Tannehill, the great Myles Garrett, et al, do Jackie and RC even make the top 5 right now?
  17. I'm hoping that you're going to be a medical professional. That's still somewhat more prestigious than being a Thai lady-boy (NTTAWWT).
  18. So did I, but at least I get paid to do it.
  19. This doesn't bode well.
  20. A lot of Vic Mackey's women have poor measurables, but they seem to get plenty of action.
  21. A ball in the hand isn't worth two in the bush.
  22. GEICO could probably make this into ad with the Whitesnake tune, market it to aggy, and make a fortune. Daddy98 hardest hit.
  23. Username continues to check out...
  24. I guess he really does want to play for Jimbo in the future.
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