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Spawn of Cthulhu

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  1. Spawn of Cthulhu
    When in Qatar...
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    You misunderstood. She's been passed on orally from genitals to genitals.
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    When I was a youth, I became an avid Penthouse Forum reader. I was at least 17 before I realized that maybe every dude didn't bang six nurses at the hospital or get picked-up by seven horny stepsisters while hitchhiking. At what age does the average Liucci, et al, subscriber realize that Penthouse provided much better fictional whacking material for a better price?
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    The Wreck of the Johnny Manziel
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    Let's host it here, I'll toss in an extra tree fiddy for my share. SurlyHamm has a very nice ring to it.
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    Crystal ball (a late, former baseball coach, actually).
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    Vic and Subliminal were both no go.
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    I was told there’d be no Mathlin.
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    Thomadan, inshallah.
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    However, he became a very vocal.and proud red-ass posthumously.
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    Better than aggy's 1939 title that they shared with Italy and Germany.
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    He slept they alcohol.
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    So, is Claremont like Pflugerville, Round Rock, or Leander? Not that anyone here gives a rat's ass.
  14. Spawn of Cthulhu
    Since the end of the Viking era, you always take the Serb.
  15. Spawn of Cthulhu
    Guess you didn't donate a couple of bucks to GoFundMe for his bail like the rest of us did.
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    At this point, is Jimbo (who won the NC in 20--) the greatest living aggy, over JFF and Von Miller? With Tannehill, the great Myles Garrett, et al, do Jackie and RC even make the top 5 right now?
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    I'm hoping that you're going to be a medical professional. That's still somewhat more prestigious than being a Thai lady-boy (NTTAWWT).
  18. Spawn of Cthulhu
    So did I, but at least I get paid to do it.
  19. Spawn of Cthulhu
    This doesn't bode well.
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    A lot of Vic Mackey's women have poor measurables, but they seem to get plenty of action.
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    A ball in the hand isn't worth two in the bush.
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    GEICO could probably make this into ad with the Whitesnake tune, market it to aggy, and make a fortune. Daddy98 hardest hit.
  24. Spawn of Cthulhu
    Username continues to check out...
  25. Spawn of Cthulhu
    I guess he really does want to play for Jimbo in the future.

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