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Spawn of Cthulhu

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    There was an ag from Qatar Who kept his jizz in a jar He enjoys Ramadan Cause he meets many a man Come to pleasure him from near and far
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    You know the rules, we need to see videos.
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    Hell, I’ll fight all of you fuckers!
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    The other one probably has a few extras. It's easier to play the six-string when you have six digits.
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    Someone needs to let him know that Helton is a Serb.
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    If the mountain won't come to Moose...
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    South Austin's mom begs to differ. She's never gone back.
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    They really should formally add “Bates” to the name of that town.
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    In shorts, drunk, and stupidly talking too much is no way to go to the spring game, Bevo.
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    Walden has become obliviously numb.
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    The three biggest employers are the USAF, Santa Fe railroad, and the stockyards. It's loud and it stinks. A friend of mine who was stationed there kept telling my wife and me how lucky we were to be in Alamogordo. That's pretty fucking bad.
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    Dain bramaged.
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    You're comparing Landons to Lorandos.
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    Wow, that puts even Jimbo to shame.. Well, Candi and her tennis coach didn't shoot up a bunch of banks. Although, she did get to take the money and run.
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    I remember him picking up a crucial 15 yards against aggy late in the game in 2011.
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    Like you’re someone to bitch about weather alerts.
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    Crook or Cuck?
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    Pearls of wisdom from Surly's relationship expert (light and middleweight classes).
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    Would love to have him just because of his dad's history. Too bad Beano's no longer around.
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    DDT did a job on him

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