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    Giles at the wheel.
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    They're waiting for the Domino to fall.
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    Maybe Saban has agreed to take Evans to secure George's commitment.
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    "I want to bang Mary Kate and Ashley" is different in meaning than "I want to bang Mary, Kate, and Ashley". (the above was ripped off from Strunk and White)
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    Actually, both are considered "cervical trauma".
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    Who on the staff can pull Wang out of California?
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    RIP
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    He's never had sex with South Austin's mom. He did defeat her several years running in the Cock Gobbling Masters Championships, though.
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    Ringo will be rooming with him.
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    A different sound than “Call Me”, “Atomic”, and “Heart of Glass”, for sure.
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    It’s probably a good thing that the military didn’t have a transfer portal when I was younger.
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    Have you ever thought about medical school? It pays fairly well and your family will be proud of you.
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    He really likes “Rapture” by Blondie. It was a bit hit back in the day.
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    If we see Bru wearing Big Baller gear, we'll know it's over.
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    Is tomorrow Tuesday in LA?
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    Sacramento?
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    I thought Art was a therapist enabler.
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    I love you from Austin to El Paso and back.
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    He's been signed to play the elder Clegane in "Westeros: The Early Years".
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    She liked my 9-iron, but the grass was all rough and in very poor shape.
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