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Spawn of Cthulhu

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  1. Spawn of Cthulhu
    ctj’s hand size
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    Her hands are bigger than Card’s.
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    They’ll just have Clemenza or Toonces show up one night when he calls for an uber driver from the bar.
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    I believe his name means he has like 12 limbs. And a tail.
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    Which one will Herman leave on the sideline when it's fourth-and-two at midfield with a couple of minutes to go?
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    Big Gulp.
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    You might be right. Good thing you're not GoinInDryHorn.
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    Ain't sure if that's a 300# total or 300# per.
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    Shit, I curl 315 for reps (3 sets) at 210# and 50+ years on my non-squat days (so usually twice weekly). I'd post some vids but you'd probably try to pick apart my form.
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    User name checks out, unfortunately.
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    If there are visible large genitals, that's a girl spotted hyena.
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    They think the Muppet dude is a great recruiter?
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    If she's that lonely, perhaps she can pm South Austin's mom.
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    After reading his preview of aggy vs Bama, I'm rethinking the wisdom of laying down a couple of grand on Bama +10.
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    He was never the same after his Stingray started to swerve.
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    Don't forget that they're playing at Kyle East. It's in the bag.
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    He was conceived in the stock room of a Pep Boys.
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    Pool...something,something...black people...something, something.../katfid
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    South Austin's Great-Grandmother?
  21. Spawn of Cthulhu
    I've got to say, you're not a bad looking guy (very well-groomed). You're nothing like your avatar.
  22. Spawn of Cthulhu
    There are plenty of well-written testimonials of fans of other teams who journey to College Station see a game. To a man and/or woman, all are universally overcome by the pageantry, history, and tradition of Kyle. Karen is no different, though her commitment level is awe-inspiring. The gallantry and all-around friendliness of ordinary ags have won her heart.
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    aka Mack’s spine
  25. Spawn of Cthulhu
    Marriage has that effect.

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