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Spawn of Cthulhu

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  1. So, you’re basically saying all lion and sheep quotes are the same? Of course you are. Typical.
  2. Warehime is more likely to land on Uranus.
  3. I wonder what color this dress would be if Kate were wearing it. Or better yet, if she were dropping it on the floor next to my waterbed. #driveto1000
  4. He was never the same though after aggy won their championship.
  5. What kind of wood doesn't float? Natalie Why doesn't Natalie Wood like to take a shower on her boat? She prefers to wash up ashore. Sorry if too soon.
  6. Nice of them to include the heifer and a few of the hogs.
  7. That's where Sydney comes in. Scholarship players get a woman.
  8. At least the claimed 1917 title took place during an international conflagration that directly led to their 1939 glorious championship, so I'll grant them that.
  9. Would, repeatedly, even today.
  10. Not SEC East good, adequate for BDF?
  11. You better hope someone doesn't dox you and find some yearbook pics from a few decades back. Just sayin'.
  12. It takes a lot to get nailed for a recruiting violation at FSU. In this case, though, Candi was the one getting nailed and violated.
  13. Maybe it'll be Hamm himself. He's certainly been hired to work outside recently and is currently considering job offers.
  14. Sadly, Karen is suffering from ovarian failure.
  15. Certainly wasn't Jimbo's choice when Candi was doing some in-homes.
  16. Needs some longcat. Piece by piece.
  17. If he now enters the portal, I’m sure we’ll break 1000 easily.
  18. Miami’s got to be paying. No one would take South Beach over the Brazos.
  19. Too bad he wasn’t old enough to ride on Challenger.
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