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    I don’t think we can match them if they really go after Warehime.
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    I see that Barney's has a large selection. That's a surprise.
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    That's his twin brother, Quad.
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    Only rapper I've ever wanted to slam it with.
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    Why did Hot Lips Houlihan have to go to the hospital? Because she had Major Burns on her face.
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    In for more than tree fiddy.
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    Thou shalt not bring up dogs in the presence of Hanukkat.
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    Wake me in 19 pages. Then I'll party like it's 14999.
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    The wife of the fat dude who lives next door once told us her special recipe for sweet tea: she puts in an extra 2 scoops of sugar. I felt like I’d better send that in to Hints From Heloise.
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    Other way around. Most Auburn fans are pretty realistic. It’s the Bama fans who seem more over the top. Let’s not forget about the dude poisoning the sacred Auburn toilet paper trees.
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    Sweet tea is piss my dude. First thing I learned when I moved to FL was to specify "unsweet tea". Phlegm knows of what he speaks.
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    Does she take after her mom, perchance? And, if so, how old is she (asking for my sons)?
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    You know, if I start banging Kate and 3-4 supermodels a night I’ll become known worldwide as the dude who pulls more tail than DiCaprio. My house will be a pussy Mecca and my wife will probably be cool with it. I just need to get it started with Kate and then it’ll all snowball. Or not.
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    By the end of this year we’ll learn that LSU, UGA, and Clemson are only motivated when they play SEC West teams.
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    If JS signs with us and then immediately goes into the portal to transfer to the great Jimbo, will aggy insist that the 2019 rankings be redone?
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    The chick with the pseudo-nose pick? Pulling a Seinfeld?
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    Tackles better, too.
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    I'll take all six at once. They look cheerful, young, and willing. As long as #6 doesn't request to sit on my face...
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    Dr Brett Robin sadly, but not very forcefully, nods his head.
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    Technically it's a running joke from 360, via HF and Shaggy.
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    Never stop being saltygash.
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    U, S, L, R, Y

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