Jump to content

Spawn of Cthulhu

Certifiably Surly
  • Posts

    1891
  • Joined

  • Last visited

Everything posted by Spawn of Cthulhu

  1. ' I'm pretty sure this guy liked to flash his aggy ring around.
  2. Jimbo’s not worthy! Jimbo’s not worthy!
  3. Mr. Albert Hollis to the courtesy phone, please...
  4. Your mom liked his Midwestern stiffy and thought it fit just fine (despite her normal laxity). The success was indeed sustained, albeit just for an hour or three.
  5. He was given 3 years credit for the trade-in on his spleen.
  6. Bruxism is the medical/dental term for gnashing and grinding of teeth.
  7. Jesus built quite an OL with 5 loaves of bread. Imagine what Jimbo can do with only 2 loaves.
  8. Somebody needs to contact Trojan Princess ASAP. I think she's in a very bad place mentally.
  9. She doesn’t drink much, though. On the bright side, it’s cheaper to go out and she’s a permanent designated driver (a major plus in my younger days).
  10. I said the same thing to my wife early in our marriage. Unfortunately, she stuck to one side of the ball.
  11. BC also says "what is dead may never die". He's our Ironborn recruiter.
  12. Smoke and mirrors, bitches! TH is really Penn and possibly Teller, too.
×
×
  • Create New...