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Spawn of Cthulhu

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    Were those drinking straws? I hope not.
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    I’ll be glad to take any of the Song Girls who’d like to transfer to my harem.
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    If you treat her well, she won't insist on the plastic sleeve.
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    Traffic in LA is pretty bad. Maybe he hasn’t been able to get to campus from his domicile yet.
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    Gypsy tail is sweet, but hide your wallet/no racist
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    Leitao. I mean LMFAO.
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    Your avatar would do a lot more than that.
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    Sounds like you don't understand cognitive dissonance.
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    Lord, I am so tired How long can this go on?
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    NAMBLA? A reference to aggy?
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    Kyler just tweeted a shot of a Longhorn jersey with his name on it.
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    I misread that as "Procto" and figured that Warehime was involved somehow.
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    Ned Starkel is being allowed to take the Black, rather than have Jimbo summon Ilyn Payne to free up his scholarship.
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    Bryan Omnipotent Manipulator Carrington
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    Actually, a lot of tough guys train in FWB. It's where Air Force Special Ops is based. Agreed about aggy jokes, though.
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    *Candi
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    Priest Holmes was better.
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    I have both nailed and not nailed Schroedinger’s Kate.
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    does that mean "no meat"?
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    Instead of the champagne of beers, you might like to relax with a nice Champale or three.
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    We’ve all seen the damage an Ewok can inflict with a spear.

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