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Spawn of Cthulhu

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  1. Spawn of Cthulhu
    You should give back by teaching an adulting class at a local community college.
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    He married her and now posts on Surly.
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    I spotted Commodus in the stands with the gig'em down.
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    Clemson's got a freshman QB who was good enough to start a few games last season. If he decides to look for more playing time elsewhere, I hope that we can snag him from the portal.
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    I hope that’s Casey Jones driving that train.
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    South Austin's MOM knows (apologies to Sam).
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    Cunt Whistle by a head.
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    He's neither cunning, nor does he speak for the pompatus of love.
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    He's buying some drum sets.
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    Need to Vic this page up.
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    Why don't you pm tantric superbitch. He'll provide some non-coelenterate insights.
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    Given the vaunted aggy network, a 12th man jersey is the "professional attire" his mom and dad wore to their job interviews.
  14. Spawn of Cthulhu
    5.6 on the Richter Scale.
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    I thought ctj was short for horndfl.
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    He lost, but cheered and hollered when the kid who was born in Birmingham successfully spelled the last word.
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    Dude needs to lift more. SPARQ not impressive.
  19. Spawn of Cthulhu
    Scat facts? Differs from cat facts by more than just the letter “s”.
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    Damn, I guess he’s going to be looking for work again.
  21. Spawn of Cthulhu
    All I know, is that you losers, bitches and regards better use the Oxford comma.
  22. Spawn of Cthulhu
    You have a problem with us never losing?
  23. Spawn of Cthulhu
    Which class will Studdard's and Sendlein's kids be in?
  24. Spawn of Cthulhu
    Hamm getting it on with South Austin’s mom would up the page count quickly. Simplest way to bat 1.000, of course, would be to get Randolph Duke to participate in the thread.
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    That's probably just a reference to Hamm's stature.

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