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Spawn of Cthulhu

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    Novicluck?
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    If his mom had balls she'd be his uncle, or dad, or something.
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    I never did figure out how you counted those 246 toothpicks laying on the floor so quickly.
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    Most notable for his very attractive, part-giraffe mom.
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    Time to counter with a Harrison Ford reference (either Indiana Jones or Han Solo is acceptable).
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    Happy Birthday, Jesus! Hope you like crap.
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    ? And the Mysterians
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    Should’ve spanked him. Admittedly.
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    Randolph Duke thinks you're obsessive.
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    So, MB is responsible for what's happening in Tampa now? Because CS should still be winning big in Austin, instead of destroying another football program?
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    I can only hope that longhorn94 has neither doxing nor ninja skills.
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    He had some serious girlfriend difficulties (Jimboish) that caused issues with him remaining on the team (no pics that I know of).
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    Never go in against a pool boy when death is on the line.
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    Hamm only loses when wives, custody, jobs, and dignity are on the line.
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    Both are Dutch-speaking Polynesians who've yet to go on their missions.
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    The secret visitor could be this guy. Passes the forearms test.
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    I think it's Bodacious Bevo and Bodacious Bevo.
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    Mr. Seau won't be joining us for the rest of his life.
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    I don't really think of her as a GGILF, but I suppose she might appeal to others.
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    Just copied it off his girlfriend's paperwork from the Health Dept.
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    Would be nice to have two Noah C's on the team.
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    "You've got male" means something very different on campus than it did back in the early days of the internet.
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