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Spawn of Cthulhu

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  1. If his mom had balls she'd be his uncle, or dad, or something.
  2. I never did figure out how you counted those 246 toothpicks laying on the floor so quickly.
  3. Most notable for his very attractive, part-giraffe mom.
  4. Time to counter with a Harrison Ford reference (either Indiana Jones or Han Solo is acceptable).
  5. Happy Birthday, Jesus! Hope you like crap.
  6. ? And the Mysterians
  7. Should’ve spanked him. Admittedly.
  8. Randolph Duke thinks you're obsessive.
  9. So, MB is responsible for what's happening in Tampa now? Because CS should still be winning big in Austin, instead of destroying another football program?
  10. I can only hope that longhorn94 has neither doxing nor ninja skills.
  11. He had some serious girlfriend difficulties (Jimboish) that caused issues with him remaining on the team (no pics that I know of).
  12. Never go in against a pool boy when death is on the line.
  13. Hamm only loses when wives, custody, jobs, and dignity are on the line.
  14. Both are Dutch-speaking Polynesians who've yet to go on their missions.
  15. David Byrne nods his head in agreement, thinks it’s pretty much always been that way.
  16. I killed crabs years ago with a bottle of medicine, but it didn't necessarily mean that I was a better person.
  17. Not sure what the most rep ever given for a single post is, but I'm pretty sure we're about to find out.
  18. It might take longer than 3 years, given that Jimbo is much more of a fit (for whatever reason(s)) than Sumlin. The cost to buy him and his FSU championship cred should keep him safe for at least 4-5 years. Once the scales have finally fallen from aggy's eyes, it will indeed be awesome.
  19. ETA on jars all over BCS overflowing: 30' after this tweet went out.
  20. Maybe we can get in on that white (/no racist) FB from Illinois with like 5500 yds and 200 TDs with no offers. He'd probably welcome a chance to come to Austin over a chance to be a preferred walk-on at Toledo or Southern Illinois or some other damn place.
  21. I was going to reply that my knowledge of illicit drug use is strictly professional, but realized that might also apply to Leitao.
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