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Spawn of Cthulhu

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    Half of your username checks out.
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    The upgrades are easier to tolerate when you're on the water and looking at another fantastic sunset. In this case, you're looking at a bunch of singles and double-wides.
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    They're hiring Saban after Jimbo implodes next year.
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    Mr. Manziel and Mr. Marinovich don't exactly see eye-to-eye.
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    Time for this legendary surfer to apologize for his high school hate speech.
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    I suspect that Jimbo'll be able to hang on to Calzada.
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    Doesn't speak Dutch, unfortunately.
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    Dude was nails when he got his hands on the ball, but he couldn’t run a crossing route to save his life. Also, I didn’t like it when he would Tebow after a big play.
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    Did no one PM rpongett and texlarry back when the Great Surly Migration (tm) took place?
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    If you're looking for a new NFL HC, why would you consider KK over Lincoln Riley? Much as I hate the Sooners, he's turned out two excellent QBs in a row and clearly knows his system very well. I'm hoping that someone hires him away, quickly.
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    Last time was chest pains, now headaches. Wonder what the next retirement will be due to.
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    Homo erectus, NTTAWWT.
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    Would think you’re more into the Clash, Ramones, Sex Pistols, et al.
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    Warehime's AYCE romaine lettuce diet?
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    That was South Austin's great, great...great, great, Grandmother.
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    Thank God that "kate beckinsale oscar giles" came up empty on google image search.
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    FIFY, if certain rumors are true (obligatory NTTAWWT).
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    He gets older, the glory holes stay the same size.
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    Those are Jimbo's hand-picked SECW 3*'s, bitch.
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    You need to go back and listen to the double LP. I'm pretty sure that's the opening line to "Anal's Song".

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