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Spawn of Cthulhu

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  1. Product of the Mack Brown coaching tree.
  2. Not to be overly pedantic, but you can't have a speedball without a stimulant. Xanax and Busch just makes you really sleepy and drunk.
  3. He was just following orders from Hermann (Goering).
  4. Sounds like you need to look on the bright side of life.
  5. Might be something to what you're saying. As I've aged, my quick-strike ability has improved dramatically. Training's a lot different, too. Less one-on-one and more film study and solo drills. Often hit the showers early.
  6. It's Hildo, dammit.
  7. Surly is very Manichean, in general.
  8. Taylor Swift knows I have no depth at wife, beyond the current 26 year-incumbent. Taylor knows she could step right in and take over. I suspect that's going to help my chances with her.
  9. You probably don’t like Robert Frost, either.
  10. I'm old-school and I proudly prefer the fax.
  11. Get in line, bitches!
  12. Occam has already signed with Oxford. He might apply here as a grad transfer.
  13. Praying for Brumas and Sandersmas, hoping like hell we don't end up with Glassmas.
  14. The secret visitor could be this guy. Passes the forearms test.
  15. I think it's Bodacious Bevo and Bodacious Bevo.
  16. Mr. Seau won't be joining us for the rest of his life.
  17. I don't really think of her as a GGILF, but I suppose she might appeal to others.
  18. Just copied it off his girlfriend's paperwork from the Health Dept.
  19. Would be nice to have two Noah C's on the team.
  20. "You've got male" means something very different on campus than it did back in the early days of the internet.
  21. Half of your username checks out.
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