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    Don’t think this was on my “John Denver’s Greatest Hits” double-album. Some of the olds might remember better than me.
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    Other things he totally knows: 1. His wife is going to crawl back to him, begging forgiveness 2. He’d be the best recruiting coordinator for Jimbo, ever
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    Pete Best is better than Ringo, don't care what the 9.95ers say.
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    So does he like South Beach more, or does he just prefer the general San Francisco lifestyle?
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    longhorn94 cam
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    So, he swims fast enough to start over O’neal for aggy?
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    Apparently that applies to his wife-evaluation skills, too.
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    Gabriel and the Horns blasted those assholes back to the Stone Age.
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    Prepared GDGD for working under Ferentz.
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    BC or AD?
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    Well, at least I've discovered where not to look for South Austin's mom.
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    Is that the Chicken?
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    So, you like beef jerky? Forty dollars, please.
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    So, if he goes to a Thai massage, are you saying that there'll be two Adam's Apples in the room? Even if the masseuse is very slender?
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    Stoops eats bags of dicks What time is it? Two o'clock OU fucking sucks
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    Like to see him and Chris Jessee go at it.
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    And you and your comrades in the Knights Templar control everything.
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    Closed casket, Goodfellas-style.
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    Cock-gobbling Riley Fired the remnant Stoops brother It don't make a shit
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    Come on down
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    Trash-talking Ewok The midget cries afterward Take the loss, Pussy
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    Wife (again, no pics) was a very good basketball player at Tufts. I played rugby league for an English university.
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    You may be Lenny now, but nobody thought that TH would turn out to be George after that debacle.

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