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Spawn of Cthulhu

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  1. Other things he totally knows: 1. His wife is going to crawl back to him, begging forgiveness 2. He’d be the best recruiting coordinator for Jimbo, ever
  2. Pete Best is better than Ringo, don't care what the 9.95ers say.
  3. So does he like South Beach more, or does he just prefer the general San Francisco lifestyle?
  4. longhorn94 cam
  5. So, he swims fast enough to start over O’neal for aggy?
  6. Apparently that applies to his wife-evaluation skills, too.
  7. Gabriel and the Horns blasted those assholes back to the Stone Age.
  8. Prepared GDGD for working under Ferentz.
  9. Well, at least I've discovered where not to look for South Austin's mom.
  10. So, you like beef jerky? Forty dollars, please.
  11. So, if he goes to a Thai massage, are you saying that there'll be two Adam's Apples in the room? Even if the masseuse is very slender?
  12. Stoops eats bags of dicks What time is it? Two o'clock OU fucking sucks
  13. Like to see him and Chris Jessee go at it.
  14. And you and your comrades in the Knights Templar control everything.
  15. Closed casket, Goodfellas-style.
  16. Cock-gobbling Riley Fired the remnant Stoops brother It don't make a shit
  17. Trash-talking Ewok The midget cries afterward Take the loss, Pussy
  18. Wife (again, no pics) was a very good basketball player at Tufts. I played rugby league for an English university.
  19. You may be Lenny now, but nobody thought that TH would turn out to be George after that debacle.
  20. If you put them together, it adds up to 69.
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