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Spawn of Cthulhu

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  1. 'twas a reference to Helen of Troy herself.
  2. Kyler was defeated memorably just this past weekend.
  3. Paris, TX scored pretty high.
  4. Karen looked pretty good back in the day.
  5. So, maybe add some BJJ or wrestling to get the tap out?
  6. If only his father had gazed up into the heavens the night before the Uber driver's birth...he'd have seen the stars forming the outline of a giant jizz jar.
  7. Or a full-legged Oscar Pistorius, who can throw footballs and didn't commit murder (allegedly).
  8. It's not like you can tell them to act like they've been there before.
  9. In SEC country, we only care about Dew (and in my case, Diet Dew); hence, Pepsi products only. aggy is definitely SEC country (fortunately, I and Phlegm live at the other end of it).
  10. It's like ninth in the SEC West, apparently.
  11. Yes, it's true...this offense has no Beck.
  12. Any word on whether Beck is calling this game from his sick bed?
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