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Spawn of Cthulhu

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Everything posted by Spawn of Cthulhu

  1. It's definitely not Washington.
  2. Kind of like a pre-Case McCoy.
  3. Tell us more. Oh...never mind.
  4. Wait, is he the next Shaq or the next Shack?
  5. Isn't that the dude from Moby Dick?
  6. What if Bama has 2 losses and aggy finishes with 2 losses? Bama by definition couldn't lose to themselves. Thus, aggy has the better 2 losses and should go to the playoffs over Bama, QED.
  7. A nutless dude doesn’t care about box or KY.
  8. The crayon probably threw you off.
  9. Damn double post
  10. I'm glad you took a stance to protect and support our LGBT allies and I hope that you called her (quite rightly) a homophobe.
  11. They were never the same after Nuremberg. And the tie was a noose.
  12. Chris Gilbert's changed quite a bit from his playing days in Austin.
  13. I know a lot of Auburn fans/alums. They're decent and reasonably intelligent people (and the women are generally quite attractive). They're not weird at all. The only people that dislike them (and it's visceral) are the much more offensive Bama inbreds. Aggy wishes that they were the equivalent of the Auburn of Texas.
  14. A booster is what he sits on when he’s drinking by himself at Applebee’s.
  15. Why not neither.
  16. I thought Sam was The Sham.
  17. Premature adulation for Dicker.
  18. Nor it is it Simms vs Applewhite.
  19. No, Lou Gehrig. Though he didn't exactly walk away, either.
  20. I wonder if they're sawing the cocks off as they get ready for South Carolina.
  21. 'twas a reference to Helen of Troy herself.
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