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Spawn of Cthulhu

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  1. Penile gangrene. It’s your call on whether you want to go on as an amputee.
  2. Malignant vaginitis, some other shit he picked up from South Austin’s mom
  3. You misspelled shekels.
  4. In fairness, JFF did have a much better line.
  5. She's a big fan of men's doubles.
  6. Glad you didn't post any pics of that sweaty fat ass.
  7. Maximally in.
  8. If Beck doesn’t run Sam into the line, we’ll take Saban and Bama in the championship game.
  9. Hope he turns out better than Darius White.
  10. I like Swoopes, too, but Maid Marian would've been a better QB.
  11. I kind of expect everyone on the other sideline to burst into flames, Carrie-style.
  12. ctj is the biker and satya the cute little bunny.
  13. SanFranciscoPete in action.
  14. I recall Hamm's glorious 0-for-15 on recruits a few years back. What's his 0-for-jobs number?
  15. Needs some rpongett from the old days.
  16. I thought you always went after wascally wabbits, not puddy tats.
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