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  1. Spawn of Cthulhu
    Not one bit confident. Same thing as after Charlie's second year. Almost impossible to convince someone with proven ability to join a staff (or for a good recruit to sign on) if they've only got one year to fix things before getting the boot.
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    Targeting

    Spawn of Cthulhu replied to wood's topic in Football

    I'm pretty sure that any time the QB's helmet comes off in a hit like this that there's going to be a targeting call. Regardless of perceived intent, it happened and was a dangerous shot.
  3. Spawn of Cthulhu
    It’s pronounced “three sippeeo”.
  4. Spawn of Cthulhu
    My professional recommendations: 1. Get the pacer, as planned 2. Learn to do deep breathing exercises; excellent for almost immediate stress relief in really bad situations (patient coding in ER, on the battlefield, etc) 3. Turn off the fucking TV on Saturdays this fall
  5. Spawn of Cthulhu
    I think we're Anna Karenina and Mack, Charlie, and Herman are driving that train, Grateful Dead-style.
  6. Spawn of Cthulhu
    Rod Serling says to step off, you'll be much happier.
  7. Spawn of Cthulhu
    I was wait-and-see until today's "press conference".
  8. Spawn of Cthulhu
    Tom has clearly read 1984 and mastered Newspeak.
  9. Spawn of Cthulhu
    I feel like Dostoyevsky's The Idiot for believing this year would be different from any other recent year.
  10. Spawn of Cthulhu
    DangerSnaxSox
  11. Spawn of Cthulhu
    Steal Lincoln Riley from the cock-gobblers. Possibly cripple their program while strengthening ours.
  12. Spawn of Cthulhu
    I realize it's pretty unlikely to happen, and I know he's a cock-gobbler, but I wish we could money-whip Lincoln Riley. Or at least hire the master-gobbler himself as a consultant and have him tell us who to hire.
  13. Spawn of Cthulhu
    But she's blown too many big ones to count.
  14. Spawn of Cthulhu
    I'm starting to realize that TH isn't playing 4-D chess with a couple of extra queens on his side.Either that, or he's setting up USC, TCU, OU (twice), WVU, KSU, et al with a serious rope-a-dope, long-game strategy play.
  15. Spawn of Cthulhu
    Hopefully there’ll be a big wildfire, too. Less painful that way.
  16. Spawn of Cthulhu
    No offense to the great Barry Manilow, but it was a reference to "I'm not dumb but I can't understand Why she walked like a woman but talked like a man, oh my Lola"
  17. Spawn of Cthulhu
    Don't know why I'm so disappointed, then. The first 3 victories over them are much more relevant than the two recent losses.
  18. Spawn of Cthulhu
    Maryland is 1.000 against us. They're only sub .500 against all the other teams.
  19. Spawn of Cthulhu
    Bring me your shirt. Need to go the toilet and I want to wipe my ass with it.
  20. Spawn of Cthulhu
    I'll be watching the US Open next weekend with a clear conscience.
  21. Spawn of Cthulhu
    I think I'd rather be at McCain's funeral.
  22. Spawn of Cthulhu
    Do we have the 3rd down defensive penalty call in our playbook? If so, would be nice to see Beck dial it up a few times a game.
  23. Spawn of Cthulhu
    Our coaches certainly seem to be deaf, dumb, and blind.
  24. Spawn of Cthulhu
    This team has less heart than the Tin Woodsman and the poor bastard that got picked on by Mola Ram.
  25. Spawn of Cthulhu
    Worked for Charlie, too, when he replaced Watson after a full season plus one.

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