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    Go smoke all the pole
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    A big part of me didn't want to start another aggy thread but at the same time I didn't want the reason aggy is fucked from here to eternity to be buried. So here we go... Pennies on Sully 7 tiimes the Corps admit their love A centennial commemoration of Lawrence Sullivan Ross : with a history, a characterization, and an appraisal of the Sul Ross Group of Texas A&M University The crazy thing is it has everything to with Austin, Texas and our ties to Jack the Ripper. So remember anytime a Texas A&M dipshit tries to talk shit you need to shove the fact that their hero Sully hired a fake fucking Pinkerton agency to run a smear campaign against a man William Swain to take over control of this state. From here forth I suppose that we celebrate William Swain as a true Longhorn legend #HookEm
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    My stepdad did undergrad at Florida and grad at Texas. Florida was always the SEC team I rooted for and when 1996 roll left hooked y'all up with the NC I was fucking stoked. When the UF fans rolled into Austin in massive numbers last month it warmed my blackened heart. While I will always pull for Texas if Texas can't win the SEC I will be 100% all in on the Gators.
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    It is our duty to stomp on these yokels even if it is a no win situation. What we do win is the court of public opinion as long as we win 2/3rd of the time which we absolutely should do in an NIL world where they can't run bagman on us.
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    Tickle me Fudd?
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    Just ask the dumbfuck @WelfareBuysMyWeed he surely will do it
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    This is a hilariously bad take from the king of bad takes.... as far as the topic is concerned..... When Georgia rolled into Austin they were still viewed as one of the best teams in the nation having only played one bad half vs Bama despite the close call vs Kentucky. Now we have seen them damn near lose to Georgia Tech at home, getting man fucking handled by Ole Miss in Oxford, & Bama getting manhandled in Norman and the mentality of our team will be far different. If we get 1st half v. aggy Ewers we good. If we get 2nd half v. aggy $ewer$ we fucked. Pretty much it's on him and the OL to keep him from shitting the bed because that's the only way we lose to Beavis & 2 Point Conversion King
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKLiJC4OSVA Same dude as this....
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    No Mississippi State didn't make the cut for the pic apparently but yeah the ex-sooner-oc who delivered a decent offensive season last year pulled up last place while the school he left shat down their leg offensively. It's the true A&M grad took a job in Oklahoma and made both states smarter sort of deal.
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    Make? I think it needs to be Keep
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    https://x.com/i/broadcasts/1BRJjwvzEkvxw
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    You can't be this stupid but here we are...
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    You Fucking Idiots
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    I was doing every bit of reverse jinx mojo I had in this old ass body haha.
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    millions of times over
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    I mean I guess if we have to pick between methlord pieces of shit to go suffer through this it would be splitting hairs.... Get fucked Arkansas!
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    If he found Vince Young he would... 2021-23 Michigan had a better team. This year not so much...
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    FYI I went to middle school with David Boston
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    For the love of god they are not going to lose...... knock this stupidity off.
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    they aren't going to lose this game but I expected UM to cover.
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    Also I'd rather Vandy win and risk the SEC refs doing some fuckery tonight than coach gastric Sooner bypass win it's just the way of the world.

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