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Pimphand

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  1. Elko QB showing these surly posters who's boss
  2. Hopefully ND calls the Georgia sucks play in the 2nd half.
  3. Elko: "That's my quarterback!"
  4. Elko QB doing his best Xmas tree impression there.
  5. How the fuck do you not use a timeout there so you have the entire field in play before the 2 minute warning? Touchdown Jesus is nonplussed.
  6. LMFAO fuck I was hoping Franklin would go for it
  7. Elko QB with the int! First team to 10 wins?
  8. Its B1G football! Go play intramurals brother!
  9. Its a shame they get to play this game in Miami it would be orders of magnitude better in Indiana on Pennsyltucky.
  10. Well I never went blind but my vision is getting blurry.
  11. Ha I watch so little football I didn't even know NBC had Simms on the desk. Hope MoTown can hang on
  12. Been saying it for a while... 0-for-January is on the table.
  13. Where do we start? Aging is caused by three preliminary factors... As our cells divide via mitosis our telomeres shorten every time. There are members of the animal kingdom where that is not the case (like lobster) and they are considered functionally immortal meaning they could live out their lives absent predators/cataclysm and they would live forever. We are also subject to senescent cells and DNA methylation hence the statement father time is undefeated. Mix in the extensive network of blood vessels in bones and voila old people with comorbidities die.
  14. Price
  15. Hell CP needs to come out of retirement if we beat the couch burners but I do hope he at a minimum would be in Atlanta to get a live encounter with the UT pimp once more.
  16. Yeah that was my first year at TAMS.... #fml #old NTSU
  17. Yeah meatpimp dipped out....
  18. AngryElf.... I mean Ag is angry baw! I had totally forgotten about the late 90's early 00's hornfans poster Aggie Fact Finder but this brought back the memory lol
  19. One is free the other is now facing time
  20. an aggy spokesperson explained "he's very clever"
  21. I was told there would be no math! Ahh but what about aggy math? Somehow his buyout went up astronomically LMFAO
  22. The Amanda Atwell & Peyton Yager v Looch social media battles are funny. I can't recall the last time he hasn't gotten owned lol it's been a long long time...
  23. So apparently the Mayo bowl has an SEC tie in during odd years. Dear 8lb 6oz baby Jesus please let Lane get into the Mayo bowl and win the game in the next year or 3.
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