Pimphand

Just looked at the IST draw since tonight is our first game.... We got the best group by a mile.... The 4 teams ahead of us in the standings are in the other two groups lol.

My eyes!

Yeah I had a friend invite me to their fight party and I had to decline on principle.... I hope they have fun but gimmick fights are always a fucking dumpster fire.

The photo of the cheerleaders

My favorite random trivia is can you name the only QB in Texas history to throw 5+ TD in a game 3 times (and he did it all in one season)?

Sooners mad they get the prime time slot vs Bama LMFAOOOOO

You don't want to go back to the weekend after OU like it was in the SWC?

Both the 1999 and 2000 Cotton Bowls I had hangovers to beat the world.... Ricky Williams last game was my last game as a student and we had been partying all night long out on a friends farm drinking everything we could get our hands on. I wound up pulling over on the I-20 shoulder driving to the game to puke which is still the only time in my life I have barfed after waking up from a hangover. Mix in those infernal cowbells and I was ready to murk some State fans around us until we started destroying them and they finally stopped. As far as the Y2K hangover we had rented out Battlestein's in downtown Houston with DJs spinning on 3 different floors and was $35/pp for all you can drink. I'll leave the illicit part of the story to your imagination but needless to say about 4am I decided it was time to drive to Dallas for the game. Long about Huntsville I started nodding off and so I pulled into the next rest stop on I-45 took a party favor and said "If it wakes me up and I make the game I make the game and if not I don't" and dozed off to sleep. Sadly the drugs worked and about 45 minutes later I was awake and headed to the Cotton Bowl. The first half was annoying but nothing compared to that horrific 2nd half.... Eventually I wound up at my BFF from UT's parents house (his sister dated Robert Van Winkle in high school) and crashed hard after that game. I swore I would never again attend another Cotton Bowl but when we got matched up with LSU I recanted my word and went to that game and thank god Roy Williams went into beast mode and destroyed Saban that day so in the end I got 2 of 3 Cotton Bowls that were good outcomes even if I was ready to kill people at the start of the 1999 game ;-)

No doubt.... Primary concerns for me are our inability to run the ball but that is almost instantaneously offset by the dumpster fire secondary they have. It makes our dumpster fire secondary from last season look all conference.

In case you need some PTSD I present to you the GDGD Gulf Coast Offense

Two things... we played Arkansas on 1/1/2000 and that season we blew OU out the reason we lost was Opie's knee got shredded and we didn't have a viable backup. 2003 DID get buttfucked by OU but the biggest reason we lost and was a harbinger of the day overall was giving up 3rd and 33.

No shit... images.mp4

Nevermind she is trying with the tape haha WTF?

I think the most amazing part is her nose is so on brand without trying

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Looks like Vegas expects us to win out. Pretty amusing that Alabama has better odds even with Tennessee's head to head tie breaker edge + one game lead in the conference.

What is it about Texas and breaking teams when we win the CCG? 2023: Oklahoma State 2009: Nebraska 2005: Colorado The only one we didn't break by winning the CCG was 1996 Nebraska but we did cock block them and basically hand the title to Spurrier & Danny Wuerffel by letting them rematch against FSU.

We always should have kept the BCS rankings it just sucked some years and picking 2 vs 3 but the amount of grievances you have once you are > 10 is really just pointless anyways but it is orders of magnitude better than the stupid committee running a 100% opaque bias riddled piece of shit process.