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Pimphand

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  1. Tickle me Elko be like...
  2. You bitches are missing out on the fact that Elko's QB is just parting the red sea
  3. LOL Mack is an ego maniac but I missed making Tucker kick a FG out of his range first
  4. Having him attempt from 48 was stupid The only thing dumber than that was Sark going all brokeback coach on him after. Had Quinn not pulled his bitchass out of the fire in OT this would have been his lasting legacy
  5. Soph
  6. Hope so!
  7. Not sure if you saw Texas play either game in Mercedes Benz stadium or that game in Austin in October...
  8. They really need to bring in Brent Venables as spokesman with his fam.... That's a Taco Bell commercial I think we can all enjoy
  9. I mean they make sense if you are running out of time and need a crazy play to work but yeah in 0-0 games like this (and yesterday) it reeks of a bit of desperation.
  10. STEW VIRGINIA!
  11. https://the.streameast.app/cfb/georgia-bulldogs-notre-dame-fighting-irish/27785024
  12. Here is a a sampling of aggy takes from the news of WR1 entering the portal during our game yesterday
  13. Pretty sure most of them suck at changing the oil regularly lol
  14. Yeah I'm always annoyed when I eat red beans and rice somewhere and I'm like how the fuck is this worse than Popeye's????
  15. LOL I don't really like Popeye's but fuck that red beans and rice is pretty damned legit for being a shitty fast food chain. It doesn't even look good and I'm sure it's absolutely horribad for you but that thing must be laced with some cajun MSG. And yeah still better than aggy
  16. And that's why I don't think anyone can ever convince me we should have done anything but an 8 seed tournament with no special treatment for conference champions. Oregon would have gotten rewarded with a tune up against Indiana and the balance of the field would have been on similar footing as each other timing wise.
  17. Not really.... Vegas sets the inital lines they then move the lines based on the betting action so it does seem John Q. Public has decided bye weeks r bad mmmmk. It would be one thing if you got 2 weeks off vs 1 but instead it turns out nearly 4 weeks off is worse than 2 weeks off...
  18. So back in 2020 Milroe committed to Texas then I assume some combination of Saban/Sark got to him and got him to decommit and then commit and ultimately sign with Alabama. Sark then took the Texas job what like a month later? Does anyone who follows recruting know in greater detail how it all went down?
  19. Pimphand replied to US183's topic in Football
    Yeah I tend to forget the pre-2023 portal cycle for some reason I guess it didn't quite become the monstrosity back then....
  20. Cry more bitch good lord. Next time keep your sunshine pump out of your ass and it might work. I didn't say we can't beat them just it's stupid to expect "because Michigan!!" that's like saying any of the rest of the teams on the early 2000's Longhorns schedule thought "because Oklahoma!!"
  21. Pimphand replied to US183's topic in Football
    Adonai Mitchell might have a thing or two to say as well but yeah those probably are the big three.
  22. Terrible analogy lol. A) Ohio State never lost to Michigan by 49+ let alone twice B) Texas lost 2 additional games in both 2000 & 2003 C) Texas added losses between 2000-2003 were usually fucking dumpster fires (see 2001 CU, 2002 TTU, 2003 Ark)
  23. I'm curious if they are going to setup shop both days or will skip Miami because its a Thursday but I would be beyond shocked if they weren't there in Arlington since its the Friday game. I assume they will wait and see what happens between Georgia and ND then make the call.
  24. Pretty sure he would rather staple his balls to the wall than give up coaching at his alma mater to go to that shytehole.
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