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    The SEC does seem like they suck at setting schedules..... Somehow we have Kentucky having played 7 SEC games already while Texas, LSU, & Mizzou have all only played 4. Meanwhile Vandy gets two bye weeks in a row after they face Souf Carolina this Saturday. Plenty of regarded to go around the horn honestly.
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    Yes just the legal version where the asshat signs them to stupid contracts haha
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    Aye but the coaster crested + road game
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    Even years we play 33% Odd years we play 42% The difference is we avoid FCS and unlike aggy we are keeping our neutral site game. Next year they gon get raped.
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    We need to stop giving a shit about anything other than winning out.... Oregon basically had an identical schedule including a trip to Big House. Difference is they held serve at home and we gaped our vaginas. The only other game that doesn't involve Texas that we should have a modicum of concern about is Bama v LSU because a Bama win puts us back in control of our SEC destiny.
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    Naw he just hates the Poles and only cares about the Dutch, Belgians, & French
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    The only game we should give a shit about is Gumps over Coonass Then win out and face the Beavis v Tenner winner.
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    It just means more!
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    Gimme back my shoe
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    His name is Beavis
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    Its a crime the Astros choked and let them survive the ALCS however.... Hope Soto realizes be needs to take his talents elsewhere.
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    I don't recall lil natas doing much turd polishing
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    That is what clown coaches say
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    The sad thing is its probably best for us if aggy beat corndog at least we will hold the head to head v aggy
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    Can we hire Coach Boom to be assistant head coach and let him have game management duties? He could also double as Ewers psychologist so that Quinn would look at the Georgia defense and just laugh instead of being all terrified
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    Chucklefucks gonna chucklefuck
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    Fuck I've been in Europe and don't have time to catch up. Can I get a cliffs notes of what has transpired since Monday?
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    Getting skull fucked by LaMelo sweet. Buncha dumbfawks
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    Leave it to Kevin to sing Gulf Coast Gypsies to the Vikings in Stockholm ;-)
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    Jesus Christ we will stomp on Vandy and then y'all will be back to overreacting to a single game claiming we will win it all. If we lose another regular season game we are morons. Plain and simple.
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    If it gets better than European fine dining across the canal from mobile home looking non mobile homes replete with a pontoon boat out the back door well then I just don't know....
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    It was 4:20 pm in Amsterdam when you posted this. It feels apropos even at 9:20 am Texas time.
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    Either cede playcalling or bring Saban in as a consultant to just point out the painfully obvious game trends. Sark has everything else down pat.

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