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Pimphand

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  1. The SEC was fucking dumb not making LSU/Ark & OU/MU this weekend. Eventually when the butt-hurt fades let OU play OSU and MU play KU but until then the other setup makes the most sense because LSU & Ark really dont have a traditional rival. Yes in the SWC Ark considered us rivals and I do think we should shoot those motherfuckers annually they would never supplant Aggy this weekend.
  2. LOL that fightin Texas Aggie firework show was pathetic. I'm pretty sure my neighbors in Austin did a better job on street fireworks for 4th of July. When you make them stunt they can't get home
  3. We trashed the Cowboys home stadium in 2001 when Mack Brown ran Chris Simms out there despite 4 INT and the fact he cost us the B12 CCG & a shot at the BCS title game (Miami would have ROLLED us but still) That was without the fuckery of the ref being comatose, blind, deaf, and dumb.
  4. Klatt preview (timestamped to skip Michigan @ Ohio State)
  5. Pate preview & prediction...
  6. Biggest game in aggy histry? Definitely doesn't even rank anywhere close in the biggest game in Texas history LMFAO
  7. I don't think many of us can tolerate more than 12 hours there....
  8. Cringefest here...
  9. You fuckers ready for the cringe?
  10. With 2lane getting smoked your 3 loss champ is likely in
  11. Asswipes in the northeast and Midwest spend the vast majority of winter indoors watching TV and so they make for a more fervent fan base especially for basketball. The SEC rednecks are rabid about football and baseball but college baseball gets significantly less media attention.
  12. This is what we need to be telling them post game.
  13. Fact: Sark cares more about QE's legacy and NFL draft status than this game.
  14. Guess losing their meth riddled older brother was more traumatic to their psyche than anyone could have predicted
  15. LULZ: https://www.espn.com/college-football/story/_/id/42626961/college-football-bottom-10-week-13-roll-tide-alabama
  16. Didn't take long to put this game out of reach. 2nd play sack, 3rd play INT
  17. Like rats from a sinking pontoon boat. May need to change thread title to LSU coming up dry.
  18. From the birthplace of... TEXAS!!!!
  19. Spider rote a pome: My classes just begun at Collin County Community Collage and I allready got a assinement in my Creative Riting class. I suppose to come up with a originale pome all my own.As you tsips now, aint much else Spider can thank off exsept the big game this weakend between the fightin Texas Aggies and the Noter Dame. So hears what I come up with... Look Out Noter Dame Look out Irish, Look out Noter Dame. Perpair to loose this football game. I laff at you domers that boast off tradition. We the ones with bonfire and tunnel vision. You may have the golden dome and the Cathlick Pope. We has maroon karrots and a fullback on dope. You may have NCs and Highsmens to boot. We has boy cheerleeders in ice cream sutes. You may have the 4 horsmen and a fella name Gipper. We has 4H Clubs and 300 pound strippers. You may have Newt Rockny and that old Irish luck. We has RC Slocum and the seckrataries he's (bin frendly with). You may laff at our shaved heads and our hick overalls. Just wate till we bend over and skweeze our aggie balls. You may mock us and you may tease us. But we goeing to turd on touchdown Jesus. gig'em
  20. Naw aggy coughed up that booty to ND then NIU then Syracuse who might lose it to da U
  21. I will start... I was blown away with the sound that could come out of the handheld gameboy sadly the rest of the M2 soundrack lacked but this one made me ready to kill all the metroids
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