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Pimphand

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  1. Naw aggy coughed up that booty to ND then NIU then Syracuse who might lose it to da U
  2. I will start... I was blown away with the sound that could come out of the handheld gameboy sadly the rest of the M2 soundrack lacked but this one made me ready to kill all the metroids
  3. I remember back on January One 1999 I went to the Cotton Bowl cuzz my Lord and Saver was a actin as the Missippy State head coach.I drunk up about eight measures a vodka fore kickoff and I was a swangin cowbells with my Missippy brethren like they was lamb carcasses on the hook after another meat judgin vicktree. Come hafftime I done added bout seven pints a Cotton Bowl keg beer to my bladder an I was swole up like a pregnant cow dog, soes I went a looking fer the john. Seein how the piss line extended ten tractor langths out the door I kept a walkin and turnt a corner facing some closed elevador doors. I took a chance an whipped 'er out right there and then. I wanna take this moment to thank God, Jackie Sherrill, and Bucky Richardson that I was able to finish without them doors openin. I dont thank I coulda survived a Dallas Cop billy clubbin in my grain n barley soaked state. Come the fourth qwarter this longhorn fella behind me kept yellin, "Hey Sherrill, I hear John Wayne Gasey used to dress up like a clown too!" I wanted to confront this fella, but I dident fill like gettin my *** whooped, and besides I done added bout eight more pints a beer to my belly since the haff and my brain was swimmin somewheres tween the Skilla and the Caribs. My innerds was a bubblin up sumpin fierce soes I went a stumblin twords the john a figgerin to upheave. This is where I might get a little sentamental. You see, all this talk about renavatin the Cotton Bowl makes me sad. Cuzz that mornin as I stumbled threw the bathroom stall and the rust spat from its tired hinges, I fell to the tiled floor where the grit has turned green with age and bad aim; desperately I gripped the base of that cherished old potty, lurched my flushed face over the discolored edge of the worn creaky seat, and emancipated the new year's contents of my soul into that cracked porcalin relic. At that moment, I knew without a shadow of a doubt, that the kin folk of Kyle Rote and Doak Walker once sat n shat upon that same sacred tank. ----- ... give me a moment to wipe the tears from my eyes... ----- Folks, I hope you understand why the Cotton Bowl can never be renavated. Theys just too much histry in that house. The Cotton Bowl's an ALLSOME place, Amen
  4. Hullalaboo Dinesh Dinesh Hullalaboo Dinesh DineshHello, is this the room of Ap-ple-white? Please do not think that you will sleep to-night I got your number off the In-ter-net I have a feeling your stomach is up-setSo good luck to back up QB Chris Simms How do want your cereal in the morn? (with no milk!) And goodnight to all you Texas Longhorns We're gonna call you all till--Ring-a-ring-a-ring Ring-a-ring-a-room Tough Luck, This Sucks, Smoke a Bowl with Toombs!Hullalaboo Dinesh Dinesh Hullalaboo Dinesh DineshHello, is this the room of Coach Mack Brown? I bet you're dreaming about Ran-dy-Mc-Cown I hope you enjoyed your stay at Ramada Inn And here's hoping that you come a-gainThe Eyes of Texas must not get their rest so that the Horns will not play well (play like Hell!) So, goodnight to all you Texas Longhorns We're gonna call you all till--Ring-a-ring-a-ring Ring-a-ring-again Rough Stuff, Real Tough, We're Ramada Inn!Call all the Longhorns Call all the Longhorns Call all the Longhorns YAWN! Ay!The Longhorns are not sleeping The Longhorns are not sleeping The Longhorns are not sleeping YAWN! Ayyyyyy!------------------ Hook'em!
  5. And a couple in the '10s too Big Tex went full Thích Quảng Đức self immolation protest mode because of it.
  6. Uhhh that is THE problem Sark has proven that over and over and over again that he will. That you think he might not is crazy ;-)
  7. Just need Oz the Mentalist to come help them need 1 take and watch Weigman go full blown comatose.
  8. His Colorado Buffaloes belong in both buckets. 7 OG members 8 members of < 2 seasons
  9. You weren't in the SEC stupid sip!
  10. Happy Thanksgiving assholes!
  11. He will go in the 4th round as a guess. Hopefully he lands on a good team with a good vet QB and gets 2 years to watch and learn then gets his shot to shine
  12. Aggy apparently ain't no ghostbusters
  13. I thought Campbell might do it since Detroit plays tomorrow and given the gravitas but he appears to have unfucked his head in the time away from the cult.
  14. Naw.. Mack was a petulant child who torched his own legacy and royally fucked up the QB position most the time but he ain't evil incarnate....
  15. Jesus Christ this game can't get here soon enough
  16. Make 1984 Fiction Again Also...
  17. https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/priapism/symptoms-causes/syc-20352005
  18. Yeah I did a running log of acceptable aggy dates (aka .500 and above) a while back 2010 .500 2006 .500 1986 .500 1985 +1 1984 +2 1983 +1 1982 .500 1980 .500 1979 +1 1978 .500 1976 .500 1975 +1 1974 .500 The hilarious thing is if we win at the Gomer Pyle Tacklebox it drops to 1985 .500 1984 +1 1983 .500 1979 .500 1975 .500 Win again in 2025 in Austin 1984 .500
  19. Did LSU too
  20. When Major, Vince, or Colt were behind center. You also have to give him an F-------- for missing on RG3, Manziel, & choosing Squints over Luck He could have been god His legacy is complicated..... it has amazing highs and amazing fuckups.
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