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Pimphand

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  1. Ho-lee fuq I didn't realize AD was owed ~200 million still. You know he will opt in to that last year on the player option because there is a 0% chance anyone will offer him anywhere close to that 3 offseasons from now
  2. Holy shyte! I literally went to go look at the Mavwrecks future draft capital and my god this is what is due to go out the door... 2025 2nd round 2026 2nd round 2027 1st round 2027 2nd round 2028 1st round (swap) 2028 2nd round 2029 1st round 2029 2nd round 2030 1st round (swap) 2030 2nd round 2031 2nd round So literally they have traded out their 2nd round pick for the next 7 seasons and have their next two first round picks but then the following 4 seasons they have traded away two 1st round picks and swap to worse of picks in the other two seasons. On their incoming ledger they have a 2025 2nd rounder coming from best of Denver/Philly and yesterday's 2029 1st round pick from LAL No wonder they are in win-now mode theoretically but they definitely should have been in rebuild draft capital mode instead. I can easily see them being the worst team in the NBA 2027-2035 type of deal.
  3. I only watch when I have $$ on the game and this year I do not but glad you will enjoy Super Bowl Licks (Ass) ;-)
  4. LOL seems like the coaching staff didn't like getting the death threats from the couch burners after the Michigan game and so after winning the title are like fuck you bitches I'm out!
  5. Technically it could go to Brooklyn but we will get the best two of ours, Phoenix, and Dallas which I'm guessing Dallas will be the leader in the clubhouse 2029 first round draft pick from Dallas and / or Phoenix (two most favorable of these and Houston, Houston outgoing to Brooklyn) Houston will receive the two most favorable of its 2029 1st round pick, Dallas' 2029 1st round pick and Phoenix's 2029 1st round pick and Brooklyn will receive the least favorable of the three (via Dallas and Phoenix to Brooklyn; via Dallas or Phoenix to Houston; via Houston's right to swap for Dallas or Phoenix) [Brooklyn-Dallas, 2/6/2023; Brooklyn-Indiana-Milwaukee-Phoenix, 2/9/2023; Brooklyn-Houston, 6/26/2024]
  6. The closest analog I can think of here is Moses Malone to the 76ers.
  7. I'm not debating he's struggled to keep himself in shape and it has led to injuries it's plain as day. I think the difference is the change of scenery will probably force his hand as he now has an alpha dog (whom he claims is his hero) to answer to. But yeah the deadline wasn't for 5 more days you could have solicited league wide offers in that timeframe. And likely would have gotten offers from half the league all of which were more beneficial to Dallas which leads me to the straw I grasped in #2 which was they must think AD can help them win it all now as to why they kept it on the hush.
  8. I'm grasping at straws lol
  9. I mean the only way this makes sense is two things... 1) They think Luka is the new Zion Williamson and will never regain previous form 2) That AD can help them win it all either this year or next They really need both of those things to pan out to not have this in the head scratcher hall of fame but if both don't happen this goes into the head scratcher Mt Rushmore likely as #1 My guess is LeBron will step forward and start kicking his ass into shape so not sure the first one will manifest but TBD also I think the Mavs are further than just AD away from the title so.....
  10. Which is why I don't think you can count Shaq. He just did what was best for his brand at the time.
  11. The child patient received treatment in Philadelphia and was headed home to Mexico. The stop in Springfield was a refueling stop in a lower traffic air area because the learjet doesn't have enough range to make the flight w/o a stop.
  12. Yes as noted flip Shaq w/ Kobe but yes this franchise is the luckiest of any franchise in pro sports in my lifetime.
  13. Donald J Trump is a jesuit educated pile of garbage.... He just sucks less ass than Biden/Harris DEI Democrats Employing Idiots Just because we didn't elect absolue communiststs doesn't mean the world is "ok" It just means the world is less shitty...
  14. Trump sucks ass my dude
  15. The best part of this post was the stupid cocksmoking virtuesignaling pieces of trash were the triggered dipshits.
  16. I believe in Bilbo Aggins!!!
  17. Space alien worship cult is gonna keep worshipping the space aliens
  18. Sounds like a bitch with fewer warning points after asking to compare. Good lord
  19. LOL ok z-dawg hahahahhahahahhahaha I can't find yours
  20. Uhh wut? Are you that pissed at pickle rick? I had no idea
  21. Also Immac can run his site however the fuck he wants to #notafacist I'm pretty sure I have been banned more than most of you snowflakes #QED
  22. ain't mad brah... BTW my stepdad was gator undergrad and longhorn grad so I love ya'll ok z-dawg ;-)
  23. He's not me and z-dawg don't like each other You do the math LMFAO
  24. No dipshit apparently you lack reading comprehension skills
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