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Pimphand

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  1. Both the 1999 and 2000 Cotton Bowls I had hangovers to beat the world.... Ricky Williams last game was my last game as a student and we had been partying all night long out on a friends farm drinking everything we could get our hands on. I wound up pulling over on the I-20 shoulder driving to the game to puke which is still the only time in my life I have barfed after waking up from a hangover. Mix in those infernal cowbells and I was ready to murk some State fans around us until we started destroying them and they finally stopped. As far as the Y2K hangover we had rented out Battlestein's in downtown Houston with DJs spinning on 3 different floors and was $35/pp for all you can drink. I'll leave the illicit part of the story to your imagination but needless to say about 4am I decided it was time to drive to Dallas for the game. Long about Huntsville I started nodding off and so I pulled into the next rest stop on I-45 took a party favor and said "If it wakes me up and I make the game I make the game and if not I don't" and dozed off to sleep. Sadly the drugs worked and about 45 minutes later I was awake and headed to the Cotton Bowl. The first half was annoying but nothing compared to that horrific 2nd half.... Eventually I wound up at my BFF from UT's parents house (his sister dated Robert Van Winkle in high school) and crashed hard after that game. I swore I would never again attend another Cotton Bowl but when we got matched up with LSU I recanted my word and went to that game and thank god Roy Williams went into beast mode and destroyed Saban that day so in the end I got 2 of 3 Cotton Bowls that were good outcomes even if I was ready to kill people at the start of the 1999 game ;-)
  2. No doubt.... Primary concerns for me are our inability to run the ball but that is almost instantaneously offset by the dumpster fire secondary they have. It makes our dumpster fire secondary from last season look all conference.
  3. In case you need some PTSD I present to you the GDGD Gulf Coast Offense
  4. Two things... we played Arkansas on 1/1/2000 and that season we blew OU out the reason we lost was Opie's knee got shredded and we didn't have a viable backup. 2003 DID get buttfucked by OU but the biggest reason we lost and was a harbinger of the day overall was giving up 3rd and 33.
  5. No shit... images.mp4
  6. Nevermind she is trying with the tape haha WTF?
  7. I think the most amazing part is her nose is so on brand without trying
  8. eaTme
  9. Looks like Vegas expects us to win out. Pretty amusing that Alabama has better odds even with Tennessee's head to head tie breaker edge + one game lead in the conference.
  10. What is it about Texas and breaking teams when we win the CCG? 2023: Oklahoma State 2009: Nebraska 2005: Colorado The only one we didn't break by winning the CCG was 1996 Nebraska but we did cock block them and basically hand the title to Spurrier & Danny Wuerffel by letting them rematch against FSU.
  11. We always should have kept the BCS rankings it just sucked some years and picking 2 vs 3 but the amount of grievances you have once you are > 10 is really just pointless anyways but it is orders of magnitude better than the stupid committee running a 100% opaque bias riddled piece of shit process.
  12. Also the SEC really should flip Oklahoma and Arkansas for this week going forwards.
  13. Even if A&M and Texas don't both win out just look at the ticket prices.... ABC and the SEC know it will be the 6pm kick. The only other ranked game the battle for SCar is an ACC game.
  14. Heard a while back that 13-0 BI rode the aggy maroon bridge in the sky. He was definitely the epitome of all things ag.
  15. I for one hope in 5 years the mobilhoma methlords are screaming they never should have left the Big XII.... That will mean
  16. Here it is queued up for the should have stayed in the B12 debate point...
  17. LOL they apparently did it vs cupcakes in 2019 when South Carolina was the last home game. https://12thman.com/sports/football/schedule/2019 It's turdition!
  18. According to my aggy super fan friend they did this a few times against LSU over the years. They don't have senior night listed at all for 2020 & 2022 but in 2018 they did it against UAB https://12thman.com/sports/football/schedule/2018
  19. I would argue that Tech is a poor man's Arky... A) Fayetteville is way more fun to visit than Lubbock B) C) At no point did any games vs Tech, Baylor, TCU, SMU, Houston, Rice, etc get dubbed the game of the century and moved around by a POTUS.
  20. Oh no questions asked... Just trying to talk shit on the stupid SEC mouthbreathers is all.
  21. So the idiot governor's tiger did make the field. This seems stupid and clearly cruelty to animals. At least Bevo gets to get high watch the game ;-)
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