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Pimphand

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  1. We are going to lose this game because our coaches are fucking idiots...
  2. Hell Sam Ehlinger could lead this team to a national championship had he had this talent around him.
  3. 0% chance this pussycoward team wins the SEC or even a fucking game in the CFP
  4. Dear Sark we don't want the Gulf Coast Offense
  5. Jesus Christ Sark offensive genius!!!! 0/4 on 3rd down against a team that gave up 63 to Ole Miss at home...
  6. Serrano got robbed fuck the judges
  7. Barrios should have won but I guess in a draw he did still win by virtue of retaining the title.
  8. Your hardon for Jalen is a bit odd. Yeah he's not consistent and his BBIQ is not very high but lord man maybe let it go for a bit.
  9. Similar: https://the.streameast.app/stream/boxing/mike-tyson-vs-jake-paul-live-stream/1
  10. Just looked at the IST draw since tonight is our first game.... We got the best group by a mile.... The 4 teams ahead of us in the standings are in the other two groups lol.
  11. Yeah I had a friend invite me to their fight party and I had to decline on principle.... I hope they have fun but gimmick fights are always a fucking dumpster fire.
  12. The photo of the cheerleaders
  13. My favorite random trivia is can you name the only QB in Texas history to throw 5+ TD in a game 3 times (and he did it all in one season)?
  14. Pimphand replied to Texas007's topic in Football
    Sooners mad they get the prime time slot vs Bama LMFAOOOOO
  15. You don't want to go back to the weekend after OU like it was in the SWC?
  16. Both the 1999 and 2000 Cotton Bowls I had hangovers to beat the world.... Ricky Williams last game was my last game as a student and we had been partying all night long out on a friends farm drinking everything we could get our hands on. I wound up pulling over on the I-20 shoulder driving to the game to puke which is still the only time in my life I have barfed after waking up from a hangover. Mix in those infernal cowbells and I was ready to murk some State fans around us until we started destroying them and they finally stopped. As far as the Y2K hangover we had rented out Battlestein's in downtown Houston with DJs spinning on 3 different floors and was $35/pp for all you can drink. I'll leave the illicit part of the story to your imagination but needless to say about 4am I decided it was time to drive to Dallas for the game. Long about Huntsville I started nodding off and so I pulled into the next rest stop on I-45 took a party favor and said "If it wakes me up and I make the game I make the game and if not I don't" and dozed off to sleep. Sadly the drugs worked and about 45 minutes later I was awake and headed to the Cotton Bowl. The first half was annoying but nothing compared to that horrific 2nd half.... Eventually I wound up at my BFF from UT's parents house (his sister dated Robert Van Winkle in high school) and crashed hard after that game. I swore I would never again attend another Cotton Bowl but when we got matched up with LSU I recanted my word and went to that game and thank god Roy Williams went into beast mode and destroyed Saban that day so in the end I got 2 of 3 Cotton Bowls that were good outcomes even if I was ready to kill people at the start of the 1999 game ;-)
  17. No doubt.... Primary concerns for me are our inability to run the ball but that is almost instantaneously offset by the dumpster fire secondary they have. It makes our dumpster fire secondary from last season look all conference.
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