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Postgame: Without a doubt Sluggers Piano Bar it's upstairs above the main Sluggers Bar next to the batting cages. I have no idea if it's still $5 but that simple fee usually cuts out the douchy Cubs fan riffraff and also the caliber of the eye candy that makes their way into the bar is higher than you will find in the other Wrigleyville bars. Some people like Pequods better than Lou Malnati I'm not one of those.... The LM butter crust puts it over the top IMHO but honestly you can't go wrong with either. As far as burgers go my favorite is BiXiBeer but I also usually like that style of gourmet burger which some people don't like

Reno is actually a great place and vastly underrated. Great punk rock scene, good art community and plenty of crazy shit to get into. Mix in not paying California state taxes, proximity to Tahoe, ski resorts, 90 minutes to Sacramento for its vastly underrated food scene, and 3 hours from Yosemite, and 3 hours from Napa you really can pick a lot of worse places to live. With that said I hope they tell this see you next tuesday to bugger off.

APD needs to hold a contest for the best officer Barbrady impersonation and let them do all future press conferences.

Scrap Iron is still alive and he is my favorite Astros manager but he's 2 months older than Dusty even. We saw how well the Tony LaRussa fiasco went in Chicago.

Times 1,000*

This team sucks and doesn't fuck

Ready for the next boating accident....

Yes nitrous designed for turbos should not be huffed haha y'all crack me up

and the hero stock is tanking....

And if anyone worries about the authenticity of the Vette it's a 1967 427 tri-power L71 which ~4,000 were made in total. 28k miles It is a true survivor not a restoration

tbucket3.mp4 abia_vette.mp4 To all my fucking haters this shit is for you keep hating good shit this song is for you. To the rest of y'all you are badass keep kicking ass.

2012 David Morgan chimes in Bart Chilton was a god and lost his life for it... If you think for a picosecond that we are wrong you best get ready... https://www.justice.gov/opa/pr/former-jp-morgan-precious-metals-traders-sentenced-prison

Oh and to piss the absolute retards on this site off.... Mexico is the #1 silver producing country on the planet. When the Trumpster Fire said Mexico will pay for the wall he might not have been wrong because once the shit hits the fan they will nationalize their mines and not allow the dumb gringos across.

I hope she still has it! We're going to look back and laugh at $45/oz once the world realizes the simple facts.... Silver is produced at a 7:1 ratio to gold. Pretty close to 100% of the gold that is mined/found goes into vaults or jewelry where a huge chunk of silver is used in modern day electronics and photovoltaics because of it's hyper conductive nature and yet none of it is recycled because of the historically low price. The part of the story that hasn't unfolded yet is there are two stable silver isotopes that occur at almost a 50/50 split in nature (107 & 109). Humanity will soon figure out which one of the two is the hyper conductor and that will be exclusively used in industrial cases where the less conductive will be used in investment scenarios. At the end of the day silver is the most important element in the periodic table no hyperbole and yet despite this you can buy 84oz of silver to 1oz gold as of the writing of this post Facts: Roman Empire would let you trade 12oz of silver for 1oz gold USA would let you trade 15oz of silver for 1oz gold back when we were on the bimetallic standard In 1964 the median income in the USA was $6,600 when our coinage (dimes and above) was 90% silver Today if you had $6,600 in 90% coins you could go to your local coin shop and sell it for $138,600 Today the median income in the USA is $37,585 if you don't think inflation is silent theft you are an absolute fucking moron In 1933 the when FDR illegally stole our gold the median salary was $1,125 which in 90% coinage would get you 804.375oz silver a year Today you can buy 804.375oz silver for $22,860.34 + premiums which is distinctly less than today's median income I hope this helps clarify the bullish reasons to buy the lunar metal....

We in the game like to call this dollar cost averaging!

Source: https://twitter.com/Tiffany_Gomas/status/1780724078250209537

We really should find out if Dubon and/or Caratini can play 1B or sign Brandon Belt IDGAF but I want someone at 1B who can post a >= 0 WAR

With Jimmy Buckets out I'm kinda surprised the line in Vegas still has the Heat as favorites.

Need friendo gif of chinpubes too....

Ha yeah my friend was like "well this is a HIPAA violation so I shouldn't tell you..." but then I reminded her I let her pet the nurse shark at the Cartanza Senora on her final open water checkout dive which is definitely against PADI rules and then she told me our mutual friend is actually a patient of her brother (who is a dentist). I'm going for complete domination of the Earth based on this info....

I would rather go 1. Altuve 2. Pena 3. Alvarez 4. Tucker 5. Diaz 6. Myers 7. Bregman 8. McCormick 9. Black Hole Sun

Well at least the Stros can't lose today #fml

I was hyper fucking annoyed in the 2021 CWS when we were playing Mississippi State when in the 9th inning of a tie ballgame he pulled the Hispanic Titanic and then dropped a sacrifice bunt. WTAF? Either bunt Melendez over or pinch run and steal the fucking base without giving up the automatic out but you don't pull your best hitter from a potential extra inning game and then sac bunt the pinch runner over. Moo State would learn from Pierce's fuck up and as soon as they got the HBP in their half of the inning they put the pinch runner in and stole the base and won the game on the next pitch. Even the fucking announcer says "That's a big bat to take out of the lineup in the event you go to extra innings" When you get called out by the announcer you probably shouldn't be coaching at Texas......