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Pimphand

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Everything posted by Pimphand

  1. That is what clown coaches say
  2. The sad thing is its probably best for us if aggy beat corndog at least we will hold the head to head v aggy
  3. Can we hire Coach Boom to be assistant head coach and let him have game management duties? He could also double as Ewers psychologist so that Quinn would look at the Georgia defense and just laugh instead of being all terrified
  4. Chucklefucks gonna chucklefuck
  5. Fuck I've been in Europe and don't have time to catch up. Can I get a cliffs notes of what has transpired since Monday?
  6. Getting skull fucked by LaMelo sweet. Buncha dumbfawks
  7. Leave it to Kevin to sing Gulf Coast Gypsies to the Vikings in Stockholm ;-)
  8. Jesus Christ we will stomp on Vandy and then y'all will be back to overreacting to a single game claiming we will win it all. If we lose another regular season game we are morons. Plain and simple.
  9. If it gets better than European fine dining across the canal from mobile home looking non mobile homes replete with a pontoon boat out the back door well then I just don't know....
  10. It was 4:20 pm in Amsterdam when you posted this. It feels apropos even at 9:20 am Texas time.
  11. Either cede playcalling or bring Saban in as a consultant to just point out the painfully obvious game trends. Sark has everything else down pat.
  12. Can someone please ask my question.... "Sir how on earth can you be so unprepared that you lost to Beavis?"
  13. Ewers played himself off the Heisman watch list but Beavis with his 0 TD 3 INT day is still on the list... sad https://www.foxsports.com/stories/college-football/2024-heisman-watch
  14. Pimphand replied to Texas007's topic in Football
    what sucks is ou ou is what sucks
  15. I'm happy to bring the traeger to the Florida game along with Survivor so as long as we have electricity we good
  16. He is a genius the sad thing is it becomes his prison because he refuses to back down. I respect sticking by your guns but lord even I'm not that hard headed.
  17. This was why we lost to Washington in the Sugar Bowl but god forbid you are talking truth the surly fart sniffers are gonna come after ya
  18. A) stating facts B) being a contrarian asshole Thanks for confirming you have no grey matter
  19. @immamac @BornAndRaised are the heros but unlike Gotham we don't deserve them Much love to you amazing gentlemen I am off to Amsterdam so I can't make the Vanderbilt game however anyone who is going if you are driving.... Sunday morning breakfast at Loveless Cafe then head down the Natchez Trace for as long as you can
  20. No just being a contrarian asshole ;-)
  21. You dream about getting raped? Weird...
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