Pimphand

Brad Jordan is a bad motherfucker so eat all the ass ;-)

Surly poster "why doesn't my phone work?"

What part of math class did you fail? We have been able to recover from localized failures because it was localized when shit breaks globally there is no path back. If you can't understand why Jeff Bezos is building a bunker near El Paso I ain't go nuttin for ya man

You are the simp god king of obedience worshippers. Cheering on people losing their jobs the whole gamut

And lastly eat every lasting piece of cow shit on the planet about Flat Earth. That shit was created by the CIA in the E-ring of the pentagon to fool the low IQ morons and get the obedience worshiping sheep to believe that if you don't believe the lies foisted upon you by the powers that should not be you are a conspiracy theorist and that all conspiracy theorists believe in flat earth...

If you want to see how far the rabbit hole goes start with Solar Cycle 10 when in 1859 we had the Carrington Event which was an X-45 class solar flare which at the time caused it to get so bright in Colorado the miners woke up thinking it was time to start working. Aurora events were seen as far south as the Caribbean, and telegraph operators burned their hands and even said unplugged telegraphs started taking readings. If we get anything close to that in modern times it's game over for the internet and the power grid globally..... Solar cycles run in 11 year cycles and every 8 solar cycles is a Gleissberg cycle. Well if you take 1859 and add 88 to it you wind up in 1947 which just so happened to produce the 3 largest sun spots ever recorded including one group that was 3x the size of Jupiter (whose Great Red Spot (hurricane) which is 3x the size of earth for scale). Well if you go 88 years out from 1947 it takes you to 2035 which will be near the peak of Solar Cycle 26. I'm not saying the modern way of life will go away then just that the odds are stacked against us making it too much further down the road than ~2046 in that regard. But run along obedience worshippers you tried to saddle us with lockdowns, quaccines, told us we were the most deplorable pieces of shit for not playing your stupid games and despite the 100 million dollar advertising agenda to get you sheep to get scared and obey taking the poison. Instead we sat there with our middle fingers up and took all the criticism and look at your stupid narradigm now we tore that shit apart despite being the vast minority. Have fun ever thinking anyone of any level of critical thought will ever take you seriously ever again.

Don't worry numbnuts keep your head shoved up your ass and just see what happens (hint: I'm gonna laugh)

Patton up at bat!

Obligatory: https://www.bitchute.com/video/4HCYOsIlwdY/

I'll give you Ware over Leinart for sure but Harrington while a disappointment was a HoF level player compared to the rest of the people on the list.

It's really a shame they didn't stay in the BDF for 2012 because odds are high they would have finished the regular season 12-0 only to finish 3rd place behind Mantei Teo and gotten to watch the Crimson Tide murk the Irish they would have had a lifetime of what-ifs having finished #2 in the final AP poll

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I'm pretty sure Manziel had the fewest passing yards of the Mt Rushmore of QB busts (Leaf, Russell, Smith, Leinart) He definitely is in the discussion for biggest busts just not sure if he is the gold medal winner because unlike those other dudes we pretty much expected him to flame out before he was even drafted.

It has been almost 31 years since this game and my blood still boils over it. Not sure the Rockets would beat the Suns in 1993 but they certainly had their number the next two seasons....

You need to be the ref and it's on

Just saw East Texas Piney Woods Aggy got into a scrum with the San Antonio dorks on Monday ETPW aggy didn't just win the game they won the fight too netting 10 suspended games to the SA dorks only 9 games.

Well I think this at least upgrades them to the Colorado River Killer title. Hopefully I live long enough to see the Colorado River Killer episode on World's Most Evil Killers so I can hear this narrator repeatedly say "Colorado River Killer"

Man I guess time has dulled my memory.... I forgot Mad Max wasn't part of the Drexler trade but he quit the team after the Game 1 loss to Utah

Everyone seems to forget that during the Bulls first 3 peat the Rockets went 5-1 against them in the regular season. They had no answer for peak Olajuwon and Vernon Maxwell while not anywhere in Jordan's stratosphere was seemingly the one player who stood up to the shit talk and could get under his airness skin. The 1995 team likely would have struggled having traded away Otis Thorpe & Maxwell for Drexler who definitely did not get under Jordan's skin. Only 1 game of the 6 was even close....

Damn Just to verify the scoring.... 1: Double Eagle 2: Eagle 3: Birdie 4: Par 5: Bogey 6: Double Bogey X: Triple Bogey/Grouse

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Yeah that was definitely the right strategy I think there are enough words with the last 4 letters you could plausibly miss all 6 and still not get it right. I knew I was dead even before the ship sank....

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Didn't see it posted but fangraphs has the Stros as the favorites to represent the AL in the World Series and 3rd favorites overall behind the Braves & Dodgers https://www.fangraphs.com/standings/playoff-odds Obligatory: