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Pimphand

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Everything posted by Pimphand

  1. Mack celebrates the life of Tyler Craft by getting his ass kicked by nerds at home.
  2. Tears of unfathomable sadness
  3. Fuck AJ Hinch but quintuple fuck the Yankees. Dear 8lb 6oz Jesus please let the Indians finally end their curse. Do it for Bob Feller.
  4. Kick the Sooner kick him in his tooth
  5. I like rooting for Dillon Gabriel even though he was a dirty filthy Sooner. Him beating Ohio State after we kicked OU's tooth in was the chefs kiss
  6. F U C K O U
  7. Best part of 2:30 kickoff jay-z BBQ in Grand Prairie
  8. Thanks!
  9. And I am 99.9% sure are quaccinated so have fun with the mark of the sheep. Stay away from aggy unless you consent.
  10. Bitch please I will wear my Mitchell & Ness 1980 Earl Campbell jersey until the day I fucking die. The number of scrub ass clowns who have ever said a word to me about it? 0 The number of people who come up to me and tell me how they loved Earl and/or the Oilers? IDK I lost count
  11. He was there last night lol
  12. Muh climate change!!! BAN VOLCANOES!
  13. I'm not predicting the apocalype just stating that when the next Carrington Event occurs we are headed back to the stone age. Sorry you lack the ability to pay attention to something that your mainstream lords and masters do not spoon feed you.
  14. I understand why the media does it but why the fucking sheep celebrate getting gas lit at every corner is what I don't understand. Hell a bunch of them are patting themselves on the back in this thread after getting everything wrong over the past 8+ years.
  15. Good thing they staged evacuees in that dungheap.
  16. They have Alabama 6th its kinda hard to take seriously after their last 6 quarters...
  17. Pate dares aggy to take OU and the points haha. No he doesn't mention them by name just by ethos.
  18. Rooting for both to lose because they are both garbage schools. It would be funny if Florida could continue their Tenner mastery but I doubt it since its in Knoxy and Napier is an absolute moron. Only other game remotely entertaining outside of Dallas is it would be funny as fuck if Lane got to taunt BK in BR since he doesn't get to clown on Bilbo Aggins anymore. Snoozefest the rest of the way
  19. Watched 2021 Michigan Ohio State there and had a blast.
  20. Transformers just blew in both Sarasota and Bradenton
  21. Tampa will see 0 tornado warnings....
  22. No they are going to get hit way harder than Houston was.... However the overreaction panic stricken everyone erhmegherd evacuate bit will be
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