Runs with booze

Vegas has a shitty outlook

There isn't? That's the point.

That's just how the numbers work out, ijs.

Georgia wins by 2 TD's. Vegas, s&p, fpi, sos, and every other metric says so.

Current SOS Ranking TAMU - 4 Horn- 18 2018 record TAMU - 9-4 Horn - 9-5 Current S&P, FPI, Sagarin, and every other ranking TAMU >> horn 1980 to 2018 TAMU - 16 wins over libhorns Libhorns -16 wins over their betters This is the future, accept it.

I have a message for our beloved sips in teatown.I want to tell them that I admire them. I admire the fact that they are better fans than we are. I admire them because they've been through so much these past years.Strong...and now hermanWhy can't we get better coaches here, they ask? Why can't we get better recruits here? We pray, we pay, we cheer, we wear orange, we travel back to Austin now and then, we fly our little flags with our little foam fingers. We care. We want to win.I want them to read this while the lingering terrapin touchdowns still sting in their loins. I have the answer to these questions. You can read my response and then go have a better life with the satisfaction of having this knowledge.The reason you can't have better coaches and better recruits is simple.You're TexsaYou're not Tceh or the Sooners. You're not even close. You can't even compete with Maryland. TCU? Forget it. I know you're all passionate.But you're Texsa.I know you think I'm just running smack, but really I'm not.You're Texsa.Say it.I'm Texsa.I'm Texsa.You're getting it.I'm Texsa. I beat A&M 13 time while they beat us down 15 since 1984. Not much better against the other Texas schools. I'm not going to get any better. Really. I'm not. I'm TexsaI'm that kid that nobody picked to be on their team. But at that Fall Festival that year, I paid my $10 and dunked the captain of the football team in that dunking booth when he laughed at me for throwing like a girl. And it felt good.I'm Texsa.I got voted Most Likely to Succeed from the brass section of the band, and I made them proud by being accepted into shitty progressive school that calls masculinity "toxic".I'm Texsa.I went to school in the worst city in this great state. They had to put a school here because otherwise, we'd all have to be Austin Community College fans.I'm TexsaNotice how I didn't mention Charles Whitman or people who died in your city. You shouldn't mention people who died in my bonfire. Ever again. Because these people are our brothers and sisters, and our pain for them is real.But you won't do that anymore because now you know who you are.You're not getting any better.You'll never be worth mentioning on ESPN except when you take your annual asskicking by your fellow Texas schools.You're TexsaAnd you'll be watching your daddies during the bowl season.Decorate your trees and trim them with the green and gold. Spend Christmas with nighttime dreams of candy canes, Jolly St. Nick and an occasional upset of OK.And then wake up. Take a whizz. Comb your hair. Kiss your kids.And then remember what I told you.You're Texsa.

It's a little early to be calling for his head.