PsychMike

I think you answered your own question correctly. But some posters are bringing up currently unemployed coaches. Who's your pick? Biff Poggi? Tom Herman? I think Bo Pelini wins this one by a nose.

Agree about Zion Williams. His highlight reel wasn’t impressive. Sure he is an immovable object (wouldn’t hate to see him in short yardage situations) but he doesn’t move around laterally well and seems to spend no time in the backfield. I watched him when he played against Ball a few weeks ago and I didn’t see him have a single impact play.

Good one! I like to think of Arkansas as the (R)- enantiomer of Kansas.

Any Chance Gardner enjoyed Being There?

It seemed to happen as he was tackled late in the 2nd quarter on a beautiful interception and return around the Barbers Hill 10 yd line. Ball ended up losing its Homecoming game 62-60 in 4 OTs. Would’ve won it for sure if Jonah hadn’t gotten hurt.

TEAM ME

Where’s Ball High? Right there!

Made a GIF of the INT. I could make a higher quality one, but it would be 29 MB and I don't know what's acceptable on this board. Love him getting his teammate off him then pointing at Sark while rocking those burnt orange gloves.

I've watched every game he's played this season, some by streaming but a few in person including last night. One thing is for sure, we should really consider giving him some touches in special teams and/or offense packages. He's a threat to take it to the house every time he touches the ball. I know that he's not playing the most elite Texas HS teams, but there's no doubt he is elite and I can't wait to see how he looks on the 40. BTW, Zeus mentioned the INT. It was a thrown on target and would have been a big first down in the red zone at a time when PAM was still very much alive in the game. Jonah went up high and just wanted it more. He absolutely Mossed the WR and it's a sin if it doesn't show up on NFL Countdown (I wish I had video of it). I know Randy Moss loves WRs, but I would bet big that we would be excited to have this play on his segment. And it all happened about 15 yards directly in from of where Sark was standing. The only person with a better view than Sark was the poor, dumb bastard WR that got Mossed. BTW, he hits harder than anyone Texas has had since Quentin Jammer. Glad he's gonna play for the good guys.

This is an awesome summary, thanks immamac! I am quoting the part that made me happiest. You love to see it when we still benefit from guys who've moved on to the NFL. Culture, baby!

Awesome!

I just don't understand why you didn't just have a keg delivered. Oh...

Yeah FSU’s entire performance could’ve been described by any number of quotes from John McKay. I think I’ll go with, "We didn't tackle well today but we made up for it by not blocking". I would tack on: didn’t throw well but made up for it by not catching the ball.

Ffantastic! Welcome to the 40, young man! Hook ‘em!

Oh sweet Jeezus, I’m happier than a camel on hump day! Can’t wait to walk to Courville stadium and watch his next home game!

I mean they’re in Ireland for fuck’s sake! Good for him!

It may not be a commitment edit, but it is one of his best ever edits.

Judge Billy Williams Jr. is Galveston County Justice of the Peace for Precinct 3. It's an elected position. County Judge would be a lot bigger deal, politically. Let's hope Fong and Nahlin are correct. I will be going to some of the Tors football games and I would love to root for Jonah without hesitancy.

Yeah, I was hesitant to post. It's not technically insider info, and I claim none. My son isn't on the team. And there are 2000 students at the school. But I told him to be on the lookout and he had just texted me and I thought it was pretty funny timing. I am really glad there's optimism about getting him. A few months ago I was worried about aggy because I wasn't sure how much Jonah is influenced by Mike Evans. Dude is royalty around here. I even went to his parade on the Seawall a few years ago after TB won the Super Bowl.

LOL, my son goes to Ball High. I just got this message from him: "Saw Jonah Willams wearing a usc shirt today" I hope this doesn't portend "a major shift!"

Wow, good catch. Surely he can't be referring to that level of ancient history. Perhaps he recently watched European Vacation and had a vague memory of "Pig in a Poke," which prompted him to associate the two programs in a rival-based, angry sex kind of way.

His subliminal thing slays me: "You had a great time, I was very funny, thank you!"

Carl Reed Jr.'s dad was once Man of the Year at Shermer High. He then pursued a career in the Custodial Arts and landed a strategic position at his alma mater in order to become "the eyes and ears of this institution." I think we can trust him.