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MNLonghornFUKM

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  1. Cant wait to see how many times i have to explain what peacock is tomorrow
  2. lamar isnt going to last if hes going to be this aggressive
  3. how does collinsworths kid have the exact same voice as his dad?
  4. thats gonna be tough to stop, jackson & king henry
  5. theyre gonna call illegal formation 50 times a game??
  6. that kick off is going to take 20 years of getting used to
  7. “Have YOU thought about what to eat for dinner on those winter nights when moms at dance and volleyball while dads at hockey and guitar?? With this easy recipe you can leave it to cook while you’re gone and it’ll be ready when you get home!”
  8. I think if you took away everybody else, besides pete the pup...50% of everybody would get Stymie wrong if they had to choose which one was older and had like 2 seconds to study it
  9. this credit card bill next monday is going to hurt like a MOFO...but damned if youre not having a great week
  10. we're not even 48 hrs from our family draft that consists of 5 wives and the husbands have already had 2 spouts on our group text about league settings. one wants waiver bids because all of us have so much time to conduct an auction for samjei perine. todays scuffle was how O/OUT players were being put on IR instead of just IR players. this is a non keeper league that costs like $35 to get in. at this point if you land on IR youre probably playing only 2 valuable weeks max. do people actually give a shit about OUTS going to the IR to free up a roster spot to someone whos 98.2% chance of not even cracking your line up or becoming an impact player. ive been in fantasy leagues for 20 years and always just wrote off if your guy is out, whether hes IR or out 3 weeks with a broken toe...you can add insurance until that guy comes back fuck fantasy football
  11. Carlton, Alexi Lalas, Urkel and slater…nice
  12. 8YO Vic sliding the straw through his mcdonalds cup lid
  13. It’d probably be more tapping into the headset frequency.
  14. no worries bro. Im 38 and i wear brooks walking shoes daily. they dont look the dad part like NB does, but damned if theyre not comfortable and meant for the olds.
  15. MNLonghornFUKM

    BC @ FSU

    honestly if they wouldve just went into that mindset after 63-3, then this would be maybe 90% less funny. alabama took michigan to OT who then throttled washington by 3 scores. FSU being in the playoffs would've been mocked forever that yeah, you went undefeated and "deserve" a spot. also your starting QB is injured and you suddenly arent moving the ball like a playoff team would.
  16. MNLonghornFUKM

    BC @ FSU

    The committee’s grin is even bigger than last weeks
  17. MNLonghornFUKM

    BC @ FSU

    will they be the first ever 0-2 top 10 team if the scores hold?
  18. MNLonghornFUKM

    BC @ FSU

    DJ's first performance was technically last week, which he was still shittier than Connor W. actually DJU has pretty much sucked since his first start at clemson
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