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MNLonghornFUKM

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  1. well someone going back to change their vote after leaving the DR was a first.
  2. dont understand why Midwest region: ND/SD/MN/NE/KS/IA/WI & Missouri are playing their games in Indiana when not a single borders Indiana.
  3. MNLonghornFUKM replied to RPM's topic in Movies and TV
    "let me ask you this..." *sips bottle of water* So theyre just gonna run with Trump as the old Saddam Hussein character now? Same voice, head flap, body, boyfriend?
  4. remember when the kings made the playoffs 4 years ago as a 3 seed and havent been back since, im pretty sure their wins have gone the wrong way since? i mean yea youre right, gotta pay someone something. Castle and Wemby extensions will make it a lil tight in the wallet when that time comes but whatever. im just passing time of the offseason
  5. Watching Illinois vs Ohio and ohios getting taken to the wood house down 6. Ohio Kid draws a walk, kinda sprints to 1st base instead of half assing it then suddenly rounds first and tries stealing 2nd base. Pitcher runs over and tags him out at 2nd base lmao Can honestly say I haven’t seen that one
  6. 1 all star pick and a 1 all team nba (3rd team), never advanced in the playoffs in his one appearance, can’t even come close to playing a full season except for once garners top 10 pay? Yea I watch basketball. Fox is really good when he’s on a heater. But I can’t be the only ones who thinks SA in the back of their mind would rather rescind the trade knowing they were going the picking #2. I mean they got him for a bargain because he tanked his value by saying he want to go to SA. So I guess I can’t fault them there. Promising a max deal for DaF seems a little lucrative
  7. Well… go read the quotable movie quotes thread from the last decade and I’d be pretty fucking right. Unless you’re still peeved I left off some classics from the list I rattled from the top of my head that I’d agree are classics
  8. terrible. especially for a guy who hasnt done shit in the league
  9. Im sure all of the guys who liked Happy Gilmore 2 could flood this thread with quotes from that movie. maybe.
  10. shocker the loser from small town Oklahoma is a fucking creep. https://x.com/TheBigBroTea/status/1952653945719132289
  11. Probably. but that was before lottery luck and not expecting to land anywhere in the top 2 of the draft where the 2nd best player is a PG. Hes still going to be paid top 10 money for maybe being a top 30 player. ick Vassell yea, gross. Johnson aint as bad. He doesnt miss a shot vs the Wolves so i can allow it
  12. Riley lol. what a chode
  13. Nice to see the spurs FO finally trip over their own dicks paying fox nearly 60M a year for the next 4.
  14. its pathetic, especially by the men . bunch of babies that are supposed to be playing a stupid game cant handle it. next needs a good back door against rachel or jimmy. Evel dick should be entertaining after that boring ass week/crying
  15. It'd be the biggest move Rylie has done in the near month they've been in the house.
  16. dont forget the UV blue lemonades
  17. Solid humble brag if thats your white Benz.
  18. thank god. Thought I had to make a light night TP run. Reminds me of some gal who posted on our old local car message board when Katrina hit and told us the story how she was at her boyfriends parents house discussing how they might need to take action if Katrina followed the Mississippi river up the country and hit MN/ND. she was serious too
  19. Happy Madison arent some masterpiece movies. theyre sit around a bucket of beers with your bros knee slap dumb humors. apart of our childhood/teen young adulthood. HG2 was just a steaming pile of crap read the sentence where i said Im forgetting some, and get back to me. I rattled those off the top of my head in 10 seconds. Those 4 are great comedies. and youre older than me so...JFC calm down
  20. no theyre just called standards. I wasnt expecting anything close to the original. but did this movie have any actual plot? Happys daughters dance classes were $300K to attend, he killed his wife from shanked tee shot, and Happys suddenly an alcoholic. He needs to place well in golf tournaments to come up with the money. creative. were 75 cameos + 100 flashbacks used to distract us from having no actual plot or creative thought? I'm a Shooter fan but going from heel to good guy also sucks. I dont even know what the heels name in this movie was. he'll be forgotten about here in real life soon. Maybe skip the whole LIV knock off all together and have it Shooter, & the actual pros, and happy playing for the 2025 tour championship? Maybe even bring back Daniel Lafferty, happys first ever group partner at the waterbury open
  21. this seasons slowly fading into oblivion. HOH winner lauren regrets winning HOH to prevent blood on their hands. i dont remember the last HOH to make a big move this early to fuck things up. the first couple of blocks include of the oldest non threats in the house from a competition standpoint. havent seen a good backstabbing in years. the POV blockbuster is fucking stupid. the powers are stupider. HOH shouldnt go punished for winning what theyre supposed to or its only gonna make contestants hesitant to do anything crazy because theres a good chance of it backfiring
  22. I think those of us who hated HG2 are just starving for a classic comedy us guys can repeat lines from 10-15-30 years from now. We had a hell of a run in the 90s with the Happy madison movies, Ace Ventura, Dumb and Dumber etc. early 00's with 40 YO virgin, Superbad, Meet the parents, Old school. I know im missing some in both genres. I dont remember the last real true comedy cult classic that almost every one thought was fucking hilarious but also an original. HG 2 was just put together slop. probably took 2 weeks to write and took more effort to get the cameo appearances to clear schedules so they could pass through to act.
  23. Think im with big Frank on this one finished it this morning, thought the last 30 min was more entertaining than the first 90. but yea the jokes in this one won't be repeated at all 30 years later like the original still can. this innocent little scene although small might be my favorite HG scene in the entire movie. HG2 didnt have any small moments like this that just flowed with the movie.
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