Everything posted by EvilCaseMcCoy
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Vasectomy
Well, I had to get good and drunk but I finally made some pearl jam. Me and peckerwood almost gave up 3x, but just focused on our relationship and all the good times we've shared. No source material, no busty wife, just a man and his dong. It was about time as I had just got turned on by a pair of pants in a Dr. Seuss book. Thank you all for your support.
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Vasectomy
Doc told me to wait 10. Order your jockstraps now. They're a lifesaver. I tried to give it a tug today, but no way. Will wait til sun.
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Vasectomy
Guys, I'm so fucking horny. I haven't blown a load in 8 days, but am terrified to do so. I keep imagining a supersoaker without a tank and my vas difrens just gonna suck up blood juices from my ballsack to deliver a load. Please help!
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Vasectomy
I'm down to no meds. My balls are 6in long, I measured. The jock strap is a life saver. Now I'm nervous about my first ejaculate. Heard it's not comfortable and there will be blood.
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Vasectomy
Had mine done thurs. First day sucked. Second day 50% better. Today 75% but my twig and berries be black. Just glad it's over with.
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San Antonio Spurs 2020-21 Season Thread: Puro Pinche Loteria
As a 4 mean team? I like and respect it more that way.
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Dallas Cowboys 2021 Offseason Thread: Fuck It All
Then Sterns in the 5th, who realizes his inner ET potential under Quinn? Bruh!
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King of the Hill returning with all new episodes
Was season 6 bad? I just realized we thought 5 was the final season.
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Casey Thompson
With the way Casey played in the Alamo bowl, they shoulda just made Sam take off his jersey at half time and hand it over
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Dallas Cowboys 2021 Offseason Thread: Fuck It All
WFT becomes basically the dolphins from last year.
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Dallas Cowboys 2021 Offseason Thread: Fuck It All
Witten
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Dallas Cowboys 2021 Offseason Thread: Fuck It All
Man. My ceiling fan still recovering from me jumping in excitement on that catch.
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Texas athletes petitioning University to replace "The Eyes of Texas" and to no longer require athletes to sing it
Apparently only when it's sung in blackface, but that was a learning experience that should unify us now.
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HBO Max streaming service
Looking for a new binge. Never really watched the sopranos. Should we do that or this Banshee show?
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The movie you just watched
I have only seen atomic blonde and red sparrow I liked Anna better than those two, but I'm a Besson fan. The 5th Element is like my favorite movie.
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The Next Batman
Nah, I just watched The Full Monty a year ago. Its not in the same league.
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The movie you just watched
Anna Luc Besson's latest film. It was awesome. Highly recommend if you like hot women and action. Had to wait awhile because Cinemax had an exclusive. It's now available for rent on prime.
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The Next Batman
You're so stupid Rose!
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Texas athletes petitioning University to replace "The Eyes of Texas" and to no longer require athletes to sing it
Cool. I enjoy the game too, but one of the unique qualities of college football is the tradition. Did you ever think the song was in any way racist until this became a headline?
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OU benchwarmer picking a fight with 2 wrestlers
Like my momma always said, dudes go out looking to F or to F (to fuck or to fight). Cant get laid? Might as well roll around with some dude instead.
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Dallas Cowboys 2021 Offseason Thread: Fuck It All
Not all parties. I'm looking at you Ryquell Armstead...
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Dallas Cowboys 2021 Offseason Thread: Fuck It All
Also seems like we should maybe inquire on Legarrette Blount's interest.
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San Antonio Spurs 2020-21 Season Thread: Puro Pinche Loteria
I think so. He's such an ISO guy who doesn't contribute enough when he's not the primary focus.
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San Antonio Spurs 2020-21 Season Thread: Puro Pinche Loteria
I enjoy beating Steph's smug ass
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The Expanse (Amazon Prime)
Yes, don't let your boys be quitters. The show is still great.