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CHAD BRISCOE

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  1. oh ok that's wile do other bird's fuck like that like turkey's and other meat birds
  2. no i mean does the boy chicken just cum all over the egg's to make them chickens i do not understand. how they make them.
  3. yeah your gonna get diarriha
  4. lol things wasn't going good fit applebees back in the day when me and my friends tole or waitress we spit in the Catshup and that stupid Bitch took it and every other ketchup in the place and threw it all out. First of all, I was using it, second off all, we didn't spit in all of them and third is we didn't really spit in it in the first place on account of that she did not bring us refills
  5. oh but the point of the story is that happen to him when he was a-sea he develop some kind of sickness to his stomach ones day, they never figure out what it was and the Navy won't give his dad lawer anything to find out what the menu was that day . They are a very secret ship, and very sprecise. they could only craft as little internal ass gas's as possible . But they had two vegetables no starches for lunch so they should have known it would pop out like it did
  6. look's kinda like the end of a mans colen too you don't want to see that I have this friend name Rudy, he was in the Navy in one of those underwater submarines it was so secret that u never heard about it but tho's submarines had lot's of problems with the filters that Donald Rundsfel bought from china but all the dude's and they also have the one wierd chick. u know like a captain or something who just happen to have no teats and a standard lady haircut. They are everywhere now anyways they are also generic to get rickets or whatever so a lot of them come home partially disable and then u can say u got a bungion or something like one other thing that you are flicked to with from a list and you get free license plates for life bro
  7. i dont even know what a chicken penes look like .
  8. yeah man i dont know that shit is wild
  9. yeah man like i get it there's sperms and stuff but what i really want to know is how it gets into the egg's does the chicken put his dick in it
  10. some people fuck wierd stuff man that's why we need to get rid of teaching sex to kid's .
  11. dang that crazy I Never met somebody who fuck fish
  12. for real you cum'd in a box of chicken ???
  13. Fuck those ass licker"s they STOLE MY IDEA IT IS NOW DISPARATE FOR ME TO HAVE A LAWRR I DO NOT HAVE TOO PAY UP FRONT . AS YOU CAN SEE IT IS AN OPEN OR SHUT CASE . you can see this because above i made a post about my idea to give people the CaronaVires so they can't get sick again we'll guess what. Some big company stole that shit and they ain't payed me shit i have attach a Alphadavid to effect this ALPHADAVID BY CHAD BRISCO E I HERE BY OFFICIALLY TELL YOU THE TRUTH AS THE CONSTANTUTION and Specific the Bill of Right's GIVES US THE Copy Right . AS MY POWER OVER WHAT I HAVE TYPE IN THE USE OF MY OFFICIAL BUSINESS IDEAS. I VERIFY I AM OF SONMINABODY . PLEASE HERE OUR PLEA, OH JUDGE so really what i need is some body to just print it out ande mail it to the suprene court . I will pay you when I get paid . Thank you
  14. I am currently Not Aware sense I have not heard back from the court after my Trial
  15. Also he said what does you're mom look like, you can find somebody for the other two easy. But he said its hard to find any body who wants to milk it to a 70 year old chick
  16. Yes, hi. My cousin use to be a Messuse in Austin (North Area, Rungfeld or Rumsberg or something). Anyways he says that is too much money for a just a Message and a Facial. This is evidence by the fact that he is poor as shit. He says if So if you pay that much it all goes to the house instead decide on a Provider and ask them to come to you're home or motel and that will save you some money and get them paid more. He said it also depend's on who is getting blasted and who is doing the blasting but it sounds like these r all chicks so your probably chill good luck man
  17. We have a awesome idea for a business Ok so you know like once you get the CaronaVirues if you do'nt die you cant ever get it again right . Well I have some Business Partner's and we want to do the same thing but for Snake's . So first thing is to get a Rattle Snake to bite somebody and then after there ammune then we can make the snake bite him all the time because he already had the snakes virue's . Then we will start like a internet show or a Tiktok or whatever that make's him famous . And we will have a traveling tour where people can maybe bring different snake's to bite him just to see what hPPENs . What do u think about this and how do u write a business plan
  18. Also they charge me with Shop Lifting not Theft . But it can't be shop Lifting if it isnt for Sell
  19. Hey well I dont know if you heard already but we been having some Family trouble's . I have recently been Detain and Arrested by the Police for shop lifting at the United . But this is bull shit for several reasons here let me explain to you why this is bull shit. 1 .First off I had only been in the bathroom not the rest of the Store 2. Second off what I allegably only stole was the toilet paper that was already in that bathroom . 3. Its bullshit first if all because it can't be stealing because they put it out their for everybody to use as they need . There is no Posted Notice that there is a limit 4 Second what if A Person has some kind of emergency because of an exceptional size turd or their is a ton of gravy or some other Medical Issue that is not available to be said because of Hippa . It is a right to keep that a secret So do I have a good Case they wan't me too Please but I dont know what that is . I have too go to Court tomorrow
  20. CHAD BRISCOE

    A Joke

    we thought my mom's got the Chinavirus but turn out she got a bad carton of gold crest's . got a coupon and didn't have too send them back so now she has double thanks Donald Trump
  21. CHAD BRISCOE

    A Joke

    too be honest me and Carl got our own place a walago and too tell u the truth that mother fucker smell . Not the Normal black smell but something different like grape? Anyway yeah we just been chillin like usual tryna keep this noodle wet u know what I mean lol
  22. CHAD BRISCOE

    A Joke

    This guy goes to doctor the doctor says you have Aides the doctor writes him instructions drink a quart of prune juice eat 4 x lax cook a pot of pinto beans. The guy says will that cure me of Aides he says no but it will give you a good understanding of why God gave you a asshole!!!!
  23. That sucks because if they have a nother Olympics in four years they will spend alot of time on Memorials and shit and fewer time on weird sport's they have in other Places. The Opening Ceremony gonna be long as my dong
  24. Many of my oil's are Food Grade and can be used in this manner provided you are Biblical marry
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