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Captain Obvious

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  1. Hahaha, "little bit of razzle dazzle"...for a loss of 5-7 yards and a fumble.
  2. Is that the longest pass attempt today by SF?
  3. 49ers backup for this game was their 4th string....and he got injured as well.
  4. Need a simulcast if that happens. One channel just shows the damn game, the other is nonstop split screen between camera on the parents/family in the stands and the field. Broadcasters are taken out back and shot if they mention the parents once on the channel dedicated to just showing the game.
  5. I think the word you're looking there is "hilarious." Eagles continuing to run Hurts at this stage is insanity. Just hand off of to one of the rbs and call it a day.
  6. 49ers special teams doesn't want to feel left out of the dumbassery.
  7. Dak would at least catch the snap before he threw an INT or pick-6.
  8. Falling to the ground with his arms wrapped around CMC? His body weight/momentum was definitely not helping CMC stay upright.
  9. Fucking Jennings almost tackled CMC. Dumbass is lucky CMC kept the legs moving when his own teammate tried to drag him down until he realized what the fuck he was doing.
  10. I would much, much rather have zero regular checkout lines than only 1 self-checkout line, or God forbid, no self-checkout line. Waiting for Walmart/grocery store checkout workers slowly scan and bag stuff is more painful that watching Zeke try to outrun a defender at this point.
  11. If Schultz is asking for too much money that's one thing, but at this point it would seem like having a security blanket for to Dak is a good thing, not something that holds the offense back. Do you really want Dak improvising more difficult throws/reads based on his performance this year?
  12. If that's the case, I'll enjoy the next few years before it all goes to shit and we trot out the new versions of Quincy Carter, Anthony Wright, Ryan Leaf, Clint Stoerner, Chad Hutchinson, Drew Henson, and the corpses of Vinny Testaverde and Drew Bledsoe over the course of 5-7 years.
  13. The Zeke thing was incredibly easy to predict. Don't need hindsight or to be a NFL insider to know what was going to happen.
  14. I'm actually okay with the decision to pay Dak simply based on how poorly the NFL and Jerry Jones is in particular at drafting QBs. Yes, Dak is basically Kirk Cousins at this point, but I have zero confidence in the Jones clan identifying, drafting, and coaching up another qb to league average level in the next 5-10 years, if not longer.
  15. An actual head coach would be nice among other things.
  16. Couldn't even get one lateral in. Perfect ending.
  17. Hahaha. Bye Schultz.
  18. Bad Dak tried to give them the game right there.
  19. Great response by the defense.
  20. Right down the middle. Maybe it's just XPs, FGs are fine.
  21. Holy fuck Zeke. Tried his best to give the 49ers another pick.
  22. No chance of picking up the 1st even if Zeke catches it.
  23. If Dak's willing to be a legit threat to take off and run regularly, this 2nd half might not be horrible.
  24. Very likely. But at this point at least it's not a foregone conclusion with the defense playing pretty well.
  25. If you told me before the game Dallas would be down 9-6 at the half with Dak throwing 2 really dumb pics, Maher still with the yips, and losing Pollard...it could have been alot worse.
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