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  1. Captain Obvious
    I would much, much rather have zero regular checkout lines than only 1 self-checkout line, or God forbid, no self-checkout line. Waiting for Walmart/grocery store checkout workers slowly scan and bag stuff is more painful that watching Zeke try to outrun a defender at this point.
  2. Captain Obvious
    If Schultz is asking for too much money that's one thing, but at this point it would seem like having a security blanket for to Dak is a good thing, not something that holds the offense back. Do you really want Dak improvising more difficult throws/reads based on his performance this year?
  3. Captain Obvious
    If that's the case, I'll enjoy the next few years before it all goes to shit and we trot out the new versions of Quincy Carter, Anthony Wright, Ryan Leaf, Clint Stoerner, Chad Hutchinson, Drew Henson, and the corpses of Vinny Testaverde and Drew Bledsoe over the course of 5-7 years.
  4. Captain Obvious
    The Zeke thing was incredibly easy to predict. Don't need hindsight or to be a NFL insider to know what was going to happen.
  5. Captain Obvious
    I'm actually okay with the decision to pay Dak simply based on how poorly the NFL and Jerry Jones is in particular at drafting QBs. Yes, Dak is basically Kirk Cousins at this point, but I have zero confidence in the Jones clan identifying, drafting, and coaching up another qb to league average level in the next 5-10 years, if not longer.
  6. Captain Obvious
    An actual head coach would be nice among other things.
  7. Captain Obvious
    Couldn't even get one lateral in. Perfect ending.
  8. Captain Obvious
    Hahaha. Bye Schultz.
  9. Captain Obvious
    Bad Dak tried to give them the game right there.
  10. Captain Obvious
    Great response by the defense.
  11. Captain Obvious
    Right down the middle. Maybe it's just XPs, FGs are fine.
  12. Captain Obvious
    Holy fuck Zeke. Tried his best to give the 49ers another pick.
  13. Captain Obvious
    No chance of picking up the 1st even if Zeke catches it.
  14. Captain Obvious
    If Dak's willing to be a legit threat to take off and run regularly, this 2nd half might not be horrible.
  15. Captain Obvious
    Very likely. But at this point at least it's not a foregone conclusion with the defense playing pretty well.
  16. Captain Obvious
    If you told me before the game Dallas would be down 9-6 at the half with Dak throwing 2 really dumb pics, Maher still with the yips, and losing Pollard...it could have been alot worse.
  17. Captain Obvious
    Lulz, Shanahan gives no fucks about getting more points before the half. No Pollard for the 2nd half, Maher still with the yips, and bad Dak means he has nothing to worry about.
  18. Captain Obvious
    Needed another Manningcast for this game. Peyton would be yelling to cut him right now on national television.
  19. Captain Obvious
    Baby steps. Can maybe blame bad blocking/bad luck instead of Maher just hooking it one way or the other.
  20. Captain Obvious
    I'll begrudgingly accept 1st down runs...provided it's with Pollard and not Zeke.
  21. Captain Obvious
    Good. This game should be being played in Cincinnati. Bills got gifted this by not finishing the regular season game. They absolutely were not winning that shit if it got played to completion, even at a later date.
  22. Captain Obvious
    Fuck Romo and Nantz trying to pile on excuses for the Bills. Come on Bengals, step on their fucking throat so I don't have to hear about Allen and Hamlin for another fucking week.
  23. Captain Obvious
    I thought the Niners already had their golden boy/franchise qb in Trey Lance. They certainly paid enough draft capital. Although it would certainly be amusing if this is RG3/Kirk Cousins all over again with a Shanahan as coach.
  24. Captain Obvious
    Mostert and Wilson Jr. are free agents and Miami does have other positional needs on the roster before they factor in paying Brady, although he may be willing to play for cheap if he gets another shot at a ring.
  25. Captain Obvious
    Can't wait for more injuries because of this shit. Just kneel down and run the clock old man, you lost.

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