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  1. Captain Obvious
    Is Irvin on First Take tomorrow? He'll just be ranting/yelling at Stephen A Smith for entire segments. They'll need a whole cart of towels for him.
  2. Captain Obvious
    Send Maher out for the XP immediately after pulling him from the fg attempt. Please.
  3. Captain Obvious
    So have they finally figured out to keep feeding Pollard instead of Zeke in these situations?
  4. Captain Obvious
    Nah, get to the 16-yard line and immediately attempt a fg from there. See if the moron makes it despite it being the same distance as an XP.
  5. Captain Obvious
    QB3 right? Jimmy G and Trey Lance were QBs1-2.
  6. Captain Obvious
    Lulz. Tampa offense doing it's best to replicate Dallas' performance from last week.
  7. Captain Obvious
    Fuck it. Keep trotting him out there for XPs. Let him continue to shit himself on national television.
  8. Captain Obvious
    And now the obligatory 1-yard rush from Zeke.
  9. Captain Obvious
    If Mike White were still with the team, it would be 28-0 because his aura of awesomeness would have rubbed off on Maher and helped him make the XPs and they've have scored another TD somewhere.
  10. Captain Obvious
    $660k was the lowest salary this year. Average salary is apparently $2.5 million. Not a bad idea...assuming he can kick.
  11. Captain Obvious
    Hat trick. No more kicks this game.
  12. Captain Obvious
    Straight down the center...on the kickoff. Fuck you Maher.
  13. Captain Obvious
    It's a miracle.
  14. Captain Obvious
    Miami maybe? Depending on how much confidence they have in Tua not being a walking concussion going forward.
  15. Captain Obvious
    Sure. Dallas wins but Jerry is still alive.
  16. Captain Obvious
    Fluke 14-point swing and a few inches from potentially winning the game on a 2-point conversion as time expired with a banged-up Huntley as qb. Not paying Lamar ludicrous money under those circumstances. They've won nothing even when he's firing on all cylinders. Can't count on him to stay healthy either with his style. Let someone else overpay.
  17. Captain Obvious
    They spent $74 million on Alex Cappa, Ted Karras, and La'el Collins last off season. It's not like they didn't throw lots of money at the problem.
  18. Captain Obvious
    John was lucky to get to coaching in the pros quicker and stay there. Jim's spent too much time in league where Urban Meyer's bullshit works for the most part.
  19. Captain Obvious
    Is this going to be the Ravens/Flacco contract debacle all over again?
  20. Captain Obvious
    We'll see about next year. Didn't really see much drop off in production with Perine in the lead role when Mixon missed a few games with a concussion, and Perine seems to be better at picking up the rush.
  21. Captain Obvious
    No. Giants are the 6-seed. Dallas - Tampa winner is going against the Niners.
  22. Captain Obvious
    3-yards short of the sticks on the route...even Greg Davis laughs at that.
  23. Captain Obvious
    Given the recent playoff history, I'll gladly take not shitting the bed against TB and then roll the dice against the Niners knowing the odds aren't good.
  24. Captain Obvious
    They're intentionally lowering expectations for next week. After playing like this, if they beat Tampa it's an amazing turnaround. Jerry and Mike are geniuses.
  25. Captain Obvious
    Crowd of violent insurrectionists, one cop on horseback arrives to try and contain them. 99% sure we all know how that was going to end.

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