Everything posted by Captain Obvious
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Cowboys @ Niners: NFC Divisional Round
Bad Dak tried to give them the game right there.
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Cowboys @ Niners: NFC Divisional Round
Great response by the defense.
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Cowboys @ Niners: NFC Divisional Round
Right down the middle. Maybe it's just XPs, FGs are fine.
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Cowboys @ Niners: NFC Divisional Round
Holy fuck Zeke. Tried his best to give the 49ers another pick.
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Cowboys @ Niners: NFC Divisional Round
No chance of picking up the 1st even if Zeke catches it.
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Cowboys @ Niners: NFC Divisional Round
If Dak's willing to be a legit threat to take off and run regularly, this 2nd half might not be horrible.
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Cowboys @ Niners: NFC Divisional Round
Very likely. But at this point at least it's not a foregone conclusion with the defense playing pretty well.
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Cowboys @ Niners: NFC Divisional Round
If you told me before the game Dallas would be down 9-6 at the half with Dak throwing 2 really dumb pics, Maher still with the yips, and losing Pollard...it could have been alot worse.
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Cowboys @ Niners: NFC Divisional Round
Lulz, Shanahan gives no fucks about getting more points before the half. No Pollard for the 2nd half, Maher still with the yips, and bad Dak means he has nothing to worry about.
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Cowboys @ Niners: NFC Divisional Round
Needed another Manningcast for this game. Peyton would be yelling to cut him right now on national television.
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Cowboys @ Niners: NFC Divisional Round
Baby steps. Can maybe blame bad blocking/bad luck instead of Maher just hooking it one way or the other.
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Cowboys @ Niners: NFC Divisional Round
I'll begrudgingly accept 1st down runs...provided it's with Pollard and not Zeke.
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NFL Playoffs
Good. This game should be being played in Cincinnati. Bills got gifted this by not finishing the regular season game. They absolutely were not winning that shit if it got played to completion, even at a later date.
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NFL Playoffs
Fuck Romo and Nantz trying to pile on excuses for the Bills. Come on Bengals, step on their fucking throat so I don't have to hear about Allen and Hamlin for another fucking week.
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Dallas Cowboys 2022 Regular Season Thread: Fuck Jerry Jones
I thought the Niners already had their golden boy/franchise qb in Trey Lance. They certainly paid enough draft capital. Although it would certainly be amusing if this is RG3/Kirk Cousins all over again with a Shanahan as coach.
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Dallas Cowboys 2022 Regular Season Thread: Fuck Jerry Jones
Mostert and Wilson Jr. are free agents and Miami does have other positional needs on the roster before they factor in paying Brady, although he may be willing to play for cheap if he gets another shot at a ring.
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Dallas Cowboys @ Tampa Bay Buccaneers :: 2022 Wildcard Round :: 230116.1915c ABC
Can't wait for more injuries because of this shit. Just kneel down and run the clock old man, you lost.
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Dallas Cowboys @ Tampa Bay Buccaneers :: 2022 Wildcard Round :: 230116.1915c ABC
Is Irvin on First Take tomorrow? He'll just be ranting/yelling at Stephen A Smith for entire segments. They'll need a whole cart of towels for him.
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Dallas Cowboys @ Tampa Bay Buccaneers :: 2022 Wildcard Round :: 230116.1915c ABC
Send Maher out for the XP immediately after pulling him from the fg attempt. Please.
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Dallas Cowboys @ Tampa Bay Buccaneers :: 2022 Wildcard Round :: 230116.1915c ABC
So have they finally figured out to keep feeding Pollard instead of Zeke in these situations?
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Dallas Cowboys @ Tampa Bay Buccaneers :: 2022 Wildcard Round :: 230116.1915c ABC
Nah, get to the 16-yard line and immediately attempt a fg from there. See if the moron makes it despite it being the same distance as an XP.
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Dallas Cowboys @ Tampa Bay Buccaneers :: 2022 Wildcard Round :: 230116.1915c ABC
QB3 right? Jimmy G and Trey Lance were QBs1-2.
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Dallas Cowboys @ Tampa Bay Buccaneers :: 2022 Wildcard Round :: 230116.1915c ABC
Lulz. Tampa offense doing it's best to replicate Dallas' performance from last week.
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Dallas Cowboys @ Tampa Bay Buccaneers :: 2022 Wildcard Round :: 230116.1915c ABC
Fuck it. Keep trotting him out there for XPs. Let him continue to shit himself on national television.
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Dallas Cowboys @ Tampa Bay Buccaneers :: 2022 Wildcard Round :: 230116.1915c ABC
And now the obligatory 1-yard rush from Zeke.