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  1. Captain Obvious
    Now imagine if we had to watch Trey Lance try to throw the ball on a regular basis instead of Jimmy G.
  2. Captain Obvious
    Vandy whistling guy whistling into the vuvuzela to play Boomer Sooner. That would be hell.
  3. Captain Obvious
    OU potentially losing at the hands of an ex-Nebraska qb that their fanbase liked to blame instead of their coaching/institutional ineptitude. This could somewhat salvage the day.
  4. Captain Obvious
    At Nebraska. Which has seemed to be the case for...all Nebraska QBs lately.
  5. Captain Obvious
    Ignore the Aggy celebration and focus on laughing at Arky.
  6. Captain Obvious
    Nice of Arky to give the Aggycoaster a push start. It was looking kind of bleak there for a minute with Miami getting crushed by Middle Tennessee at home earlier.
  7. Captain Obvious
    Oh good. Let's burn a timeout in addition to fucking up the snap.
  8. Captain Obvious
    Just kneel 3 times and punt if you're still gonna keep running on 1st and 2nd down when you're down 34 in the 4th.
  9. Captain Obvious
    Bills aren't even pretending they have any interest in running the ball and Titans still can't stop them.
  10. Captain Obvious
    Even if Richardson is injured, that doesn't excuse Napier's play calling. If Florida comes out trying to throw the ball around next week, they might have hired their version of Orgeron.
  11. Captain Obvious
    Even Oregon State is taking care of business today. I mean, they're playing Montana State, but they're Oregon State. So I guess that counts as a good win for the Pac-12?
  12. Captain Obvious
    Okay Napier, maybe just run the ball this time.
  13. Captain Obvious
    So yeah, maybe there was a legit reason Mullen didn't play Richardson more at qb.
  14. Captain Obvious
    10 yards closer and Justin Tucker as the kicker, and then I might be okay with that decision.
  15. Captain Obvious
    So, you're telling me the doomsday clock for Florida State has moved back to "dumpster fire" from "Tennessee?"
  16. Captain Obvious
    They don't "have to" get to the salary floor. There's no penalty to the team, the shortfall would just have been given to the players on the roster.
  17. Captain Obvious
    Ole Miss needs to hit a popup to shallow right field and watch hilarity ensue.
  18. Captain Obvious
    If you're still expecting Disney to give a shit about every single line/situation muttered in the 70s/80s movies and keep continuity, I'd argue you're more delusional than Aggy.
  19. Captain Obvious
    So when do they officially apply to join the SEC, I mean NATO?
  20. Captain Obvious
    Maybe with all the allegations/NBA investigation going on, if might behove Sarver to actually open the checkbook for once.
  21. Captain Obvious
    Do the Celtics have an offensive gameplan other than keep launching 3's and hope they start falling ahain?
  22. Captain Obvious
    Douchey techbro owner gets somewhat of a pass from me so long as he keeps willing to write the huge luxury tax bills for a championship contender. Most owners have to dragged kicking and screaming into paying any luxury tax, championships be damned.
  23. Captain Obvious
    Eh, find me a fanbase that whose court side seats aren't filled with either those fans or 40+ year olds wearing team jerseys they just bought on the way to their seats.
  24. Captain Obvious
    Missed the first 10. Lots of sarcastic cheers when he hit the last one.
  25. Captain Obvious
    Weren't the concensus candidates for the #1 pick that year KAT or Jahlil Okafor? Minnesota still made the right call despite all of KAT's underachieving so far.

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