Happy New Year You Surly Bastards!
Everything posted by Captain Obvious
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NFL Week 2
Bills aren't even pretending they have any interest in running the ball and Titans still can't stop them.
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Other Games Thread 2022 edition
Even if Richardson is injured, that doesn't excuse Napier's play calling. If Florida comes out trying to throw the ball around next week, they might have hired their version of Orgeron.
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Other Games Thread 2022 edition
Even Oregon State is taking care of business today. I mean, they're playing Montana State, but they're Oregon State. So I guess that counts as a good win for the Pac-12?
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Other Games Thread 2022 edition
Okay Napier, maybe just run the ball this time.
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Other Games Thread 2022 edition
So yeah, maybe there was a legit reason Mullen didn't play Richardson more at qb.
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NFL Week 1
10 yards closer and Justin Tucker as the kicker, and then I might be okay with that decision.
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FSU/LSU from the Superdome - 6:30 pm ABC
So, you're telling me the doomsday clock for Florida State has moved back to "dumpster fire" from "Tennessee?"
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2022 NBA Offseason Thread — Trades, Free Agency, Firings, Sacramento doing dumb things, etc
They don't "have to" get to the salary floor. There's no penalty to the team, the shortfall would just have been given to the players on the roster.
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2022 College World Series Thread
Ole Miss needs to hit a popup to shallow right field and watch hilarity ensue.
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Obi-Wan Series on Disney+ Staring Ewan McGregor
If you're still expecting Disney to give a shit about every single line/situation muttered in the 70s/80s movies and keep continuity, I'd argue you're more delusional than Aggy.
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Русский корабль - иди нахуй
So when do they officially apply to join the SEC, I mean NATO?
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NBA Playoffs 2022
Maybe with all the allegations/NBA investigation going on, if might behove Sarver to actually open the checkbook for once.
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NBA Playoffs 2022
Do the Celtics have an offensive gameplan other than keep launching 3's and hope they start falling ahain?
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NBA Playoffs 2022
Douchey techbro owner gets somewhat of a pass from me so long as he keeps willing to write the huge luxury tax bills for a championship contender. Most owners have to dragged kicking and screaming into paying any luxury tax, championships be damned.
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NBA Playoffs 2022
Eh, find me a fanbase that whose court side seats aren't filled with either those fans or 40+ year olds wearing team jerseys they just bought on the way to their seats.
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NBA Playoffs 2022
Missed the first 10. Lots of sarcastic cheers when he hit the last one.
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NBA Playoffs 2022
Weren't the concensus candidates for the #1 pick that year KAT or Jahlil Okafor? Minnesota still made the right call despite all of KAT's underachieving so far.
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NBA Playoffs 2022
I still don't think the Bulls have a realistic shot of making the finals, injuries aside. Like you, I assumed the Bucks would flip the switch in the playoffs, and maybe they still will. But even if they don't, Celtics/76ers/Heat won't have the same letdown in later rounds.
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NBA Playoffs 2022
Were the injuries real? Yes. Do I give any benefit of the doubt to Simmons and Zion in particular that they weren't exactly putting forth their best effort (anything above the bare minimum) to get back on the court? No. They've given nothing to show they aren't milking their injuries for as long as possible.
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Elite Eight
I think the reverse jinx needs to be a little more subtle for it to work.
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Sweet 16
Imagine the TV exec tears if we get Arkansas - St. Peters instead of Duke - UNC next week.
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Sweet 16
The announcers keep telling me that UNC got on a roll that hasn't stopped since winning at Duke. Did that beat down at the hands of a mediocre Virginia Tech in the ACC tournament magically get erased from history?
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2022 NFL offseason news thread
Should've fixed the offensive line instead of giving up all those picks and cap space for Hill. Tua might be fine as a qb with a Kirk Cousins-like ceiling, but he's not gonna get that chance with no pass protection, no matter who his receivers are.
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2022 NFL offseason news thread
Packers need that extra 1st rounder this year to draft Rodgers' replacement since Jordan Love isn't panning out.
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Русский корабль - иди нахуй
Fuck Mearsheimer and his Putin apologist bullshit. Apparently, all Russia has to do is claim they see something as a threat, then if the U.S./West follows through on anything they claim is a threat, the bulk of the blame for the following "crisis" lies at the feet of everyone but Russia.