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  1. Captain Obvious
    Exactly. Those shitty offenses likely would've exceeded 14 total plays in the 3rd OT alone under the old rules.
  2. Captain Obvious
    KC well on its way to following the Seattle "dynasty" trajectory. SB Champs --> SB Runner-up --> perennial playoff team with franchise/generational qb.
  3. Captain Obvious
    So much for the battle royales in the AFC/NFC West. Looking like a two-team race in both divisions now with Wilson out for an extended period and the Raiders/Broncos turning back into pumpkins.
  4. Captain Obvious
    I guess when you've already given up 40 points, odds are you aren't stopping them from getting 3 more yards in 3 plays.
  5. Captain Obvious
    Nice recovery by the Chargers after that missed extra point. Hold Cleveland to a 3-and-out, then drive down the field, get the TD to take the lead.
  6. Captain Obvious
    Florida already gave Saban the ammo he needed to keep them from overlooking anyone.
  7. Captain Obvious
    But did they make any pro-Brexit remarks while they were attacking and tossing around racial slurs? Because that would be crossing the line.🙄
  8. Captain Obvious
    I must have missed the part where San Antonio and Toronto have improved since his departure. Fuck Kawhi for screwing over the Spurs, but this isn't close to Ewing Theory territory.
  9. Captain Obvious
    Feels like we missed out to completely make fun of the pick with Greg Paulus not getting the nod. Dude was completely overrated the whole time at Duke as a player, would have been fun to continue that trend as a coach.
  10. Captain Obvious
    Disagree about saying they absolutely play all games over 4 years. Player health reliability has always been, and will continue to be a huge issue. A big part of LeBron potentially being the top pick is because he can stay on the court vs guys like Kyrie, KD, or AD. Those guys manage to keep getting dinged up, and that should absolutely factor into this type of decision.
  11. Captain Obvious
    Pretty much this. The 1995 Mortal Kombat worked/works because it didn't take itself seriously at all. This movie felt like they were trying too hard to flesh out he characters while playing up the ridiculous violence and ninja stuff. That worked with Sub-Zero and Scorpion, and failed everywhere else, especially with the random Cole Young character...who of course they focused a bunch of the movie on. At least the Sub-Zero actor is signed for four films if this reboot works. More Sub-Zero fighting Scorpion, kill off Cole Young post haste.
  12. Captain Obvious
    Half of Surly would love to be in that position, especially around the holidays. We'd be begging the county to give an excuse not to see family.
  13. Captain Obvious
    And the best play they could come up with was the patented give it to your preferred player who dribbles around the perimeter, then hoists up a desperation, contested 3-pointer as time expires, utilized by shitty NBA coaches on a daily basis.
  14. Captain Obvious
    All I remember from that year is that JJ Redick and Adam Morrison were the top contenders for the Naismith. Not a great year for bball.
  15. Captain Obvious
    And Oral Roberts' coach has more wins over tOSU than Jim Harbaugh.
  16. Captain Obvious
    Hill has no interest in hitting back when it's not a woman or child.
  17. Captain Obvious
    That's easy, Super Mario Bros. from 1993.
  18. Captain Obvious
    Aaron Donald, Robert Woods, and Jalen Ramsey are the only Rams players left on the books by the time Stafford's current contract is up. No problem with this trade given those circumstances.
  19. Captain Obvious
    I don't give the veterans committee any more credibility than the writers. Schilling is just claiming the veterans are the only ones capable of respecting his impact on the game because he knows the other voters are done with him.
  20. Captain Obvious
    Schilling asked to have his name taken off the HOF list. He's gonna wait for the veterans committee since they're the only ones actually capable of judging HOF talent. Fuck Schilling. Hopefully the veteran committee tells him to fuck off as well.
  21. Captain Obvious
    Nah, the twist is that Mothra is the mother of both. And they have to join forces to fight their alcoholic monster father.
  22. Captain Obvious
    *Unless the other team has Eli.
  23. Captain Obvious
    Well, we also have some of the strictest gun control laws in the nation, and are overwhelmingly Democratic. 1 Republican (out of 25) in the Senate, 4 Republicans (out of 51) in the House.
  24. Captain Obvious
    I think Parler loses its AWS at midnight Pacific Time. Apple and Amazon pulled it from app stores, but it still works for now.
  25. Captain Obvious
    Whelp, now Kershaw gets his shot at redemption, or just cement the idea that he turns into a pumpkin when the chips are down.

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