Everything posted by Captain Obvious
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NFL Black Monday Predictions 2024 and New Coach speculatin’
Eagles waited till the Bills/Chiefs game to announce Sirianni fired Dasai. Didn't think the Philly ownership would be as dumb as Jerry and retain their coach after that collapse.
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2024 NFL Playoffs - Divisional Round
Peak Phillip Rivers and the San Diego Chargers 2.0. Mahomes, Lamar, and Burrow are the new Brady, Manning, and Big Ben that will cockblock Allen for the rest of his prime.
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2024 Transfer Thread - The Pedantic Circlejerk
Iowa?
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2024 NFL Playoffs - Divisional Round
Manziel owes his Heisman and brief NFL career to Mike Evans.
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Dallas Cowboys Metathread - Oh No We Suck Again!
Screw it, sign Dak to a max extension and kill any sliver of hope for the rest of the decade.
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NFL Black Monday Predictions 2024 and New Coach speculatin’
Depends alot on what he thinks of Hurts. Belichick didn't want to pay prime Tom Brady a max/full market value because it would eat up too much cap, now he's gonna be cool with Jalen Hurts and that $255 million contract kneecapping the payroll for the foreseeable future?
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NFL Week 17
Does it really matter though? Steelers weren't/aren't making any noise in the playoffs with their qb situation. The slightly higher draft pick probably won't matter much, but the odds of it helping out long term are better than the odds of winning more than 1 round in the playoffs.
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NFL Week 16
So based on the results this year with Dobbs and Browning, they should start Rudolph the last two weeks of the regular season, then if they sneak into the playoffs, bench Rudolph for the next practice squad guy.
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Florida State can fuck off
Florida and Clemson both have 3 titles and more wins than FSU. Do either of those usually get recognized as a Blue Blood?
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At the very least this makes the cowards go on public record (again) backing their orange god.
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NFL Week 15
They definitely want him fired. There's a long list of teams that could have justifiably quit this season and instead kept going. Just off the top of my head, Bengals after Burrow went down, Vikings after Cousins went down and Jefferson was out for most of the season, the Giants, not so much because they miss Daniel Jones but Tommy DeVito was their next option, or the Jets each time their ownership foists Zach Wilson on them. Only the Chargers immediately and completely gave up.
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NFL Week 14.
Mahomes just now complaining about how the refs are supposed to warn them first before making the call with 1 minute left in the game. What kind of bullshit logic isnthat? So now we can wait till the end of the 4th quarter to commit a blatant penalty and the refs are supposed to swallow the whistle because they didn't warn us throughout the game?
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2023 Fuck Fantasy Football
Non-PPR, Gibbs at Chicago or Hubbard at New Orleans? Seems like Dan Campbell has slowly but surely tiled the distribution back to Montgomery vs a timeshare, while Hubbard got the workhorse treatment last week after Reich got fired.
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2023 Heisman
2012 is really tough to beat. Manziel got the award for throwing up prayers to Mike Evans all season and getting bailed out and Manti Te'o was the only guy without shouting distance of him in Heisman points.
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SEC Championship Bama v. Georgia
In that case it's between FSU and Texas. 0% chance Washington is left out at this point. They're going to be at worst the #2 seed.
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SEC Championship Bama v. Georgia
Committee don't give a shit about the can of worms with the playoff expanding. Doesn't mean they will leave Texas out in favor of Bama though.
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SEC Championship Bama v. Georgia
You that confident in Iowa beating the fightin' Harbaughs? And in the event that does happen, undefeated Washington gets the #1 seed.
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SEC Championship Bama v. Georgia
That was happening regardless of Bama potentially winning this game. Nobody outside of Tallahassee wants to see FSU and their backup qb pull a Notre Dame in the playoff semi-finals.
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SEC Championship Bama v. Georgia
Holding penalty, then 3 straight runs for no gain followed by a fg attempt plz.
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SEC Championship Bama v. Georgia
Time consuming fg drive by Bama. More shit offense by both sides to end an ugly game with a Bama 6-point win.
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SEC Championship Bama v. Georgia
Announcers praising the Georgia WR for "playing defense." He did absolutely nothing and the Bama player just dropped it.
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THE College Football Playoff Rankings Thread [MICH,WASH,TEX,ALA]
It's fluid/piss but I could see it happening. If this was Louisville, TCU, Utah, or some traditional 3rd-tier team, I could see it happening. FSU is a big enough name that they won't get left out if they go undefeated, regardless of how shitty their backup qb looks.
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2023 Iron Bowl - Alabama vs. Auburn
Only Jesus Christ can handle his junk.
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2023 Iron Bowl - Alabama vs. Auburn
Tua redux from 2018, albeit much lower stakes.
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CFB coaching carousel
Conference insecurity and money are pretty good reasons. Very little chance he can sustain the current success at Oregon State in the Mountain West/insert 2nd tier conference here. Less television money, even harder to recruit, might as well jump now.