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  1. Trust & Estate atty here. I had to send a demand letter to the moneychangers at USAA before they would release the funds they were holding in multiple accounts of one of their deceased customers. I opened an estate for the decedent and represented the duly court appointed personal representative. My client was trying to do as much as possible to save money on attorney’s fees. They were delaying and stalling him at every turn, claimed they could not release the funds (7 figures) unless he converted them into a special “USAA estate account.” They sent him a raft of forms to fill out and he went back. Nd forth with ever changing USAA account reps for eight or nine weeks without them sending him a nickel. They msigically were cooperative after I reminded them how the law works. Wired the money to my client’s estate bank account within 24 hours. Motherfuckers.
  2. “Thuh motive, which is munneh, and thuh bodeh, which is dead!” (Maybe paraphrasing, but Rod nailed that line.)
  3. The Long Goodbye (1968) highly recommended Like a date on a perfect Spring night with a good-looking girl where everything goes better than expected. Robert Altman directed, just right all around with Elliot Gould as PI Philip Marlowe and Sterling Hayden, MLB Jim Bouton, the lovely lithe, bronzed and blonde Nina Van Pallandt (still alive!), a cast of good fits and an orange tabby cat 🐈 who stole the show. Music works, too.
  4. Sherman was right. War is ALL hell. Fuhgeddaboutit.
  5. KY Horn, et al.: you may not inherit anything in the traditional sense but at least your father’s creditors can’t reach through his estate to touch any of what is now yours. If his probate estate is nil, that’s it. You have the intangible lifetime of memories. Fare thee well, brother.
  6. Who is fhis? I have to know.
  7. Comparisons are odious
  8. And I’ll wager you say “pe-CONs” and not “pe-CANs” when pronouncing the word. And I say good on you, sir, for picking up all those nuts for all those years. There is nothing better in this life than a good piece of pecan pie other than an encounter with the good, tight, warm, slick pussy of a good-looking horny young lady. But I digress.
  9. If the foo shits, wear it.
  10. Musky (the muskrat) was a supporting sidekick bit player on the Deputy Dawg cartoon show. There is symmetry there, I suppose, given today’s “events.”
  11. Guess when Dotard and Lil Musky are done this place will be called the United States of Whatthefuck.
  12. Given: Adversity in the Rose Bowl, Colt’s shoulder is injured and he can’t play. Horns trailing by 11, need a boost. Squints is in, the first half is winding down, scant seconds remain. Just let the half run out, get to locker room and regroup, or . . . OR . . . Wild idea: call a shovel pass, maybe rip off a big gain and get some points. What could go wrong?
  13. Frech wave. Details. Mere petty annoyances. This challenge presents Texas hoops with a superb opportunity to compete and succeed!
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