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  1. This was my general reaction when Tommy “Wingnut” “Tater Town” Tuberville ran for the Senate. That finger waving motherfucker should not have received a single vote from the Bama fan base half of registered voters in this state. I failed to take the Trump Zombies factor into account. Don’t be surprised when Dotard announces he is naming his Qatari 747 “Donnie’s Ark” and inviting his loyal followers to get on board as he and his family of grifters relocate to Uncle Vlad’s luxury land mega mansion principality on the Black Sea. He finna blow town. Vance, Johnson and the Cabinet will be on the 747. Who’s left to run this nation? State governor, Alphabetically? Yikes.
  2. Trying to be objective, Womack’s star has risen erratically but steadily throughout his two seasons here except for the debacle at FSU. Until last week, we were turning opponents over at critical times and getting off the field on third downs. He has peculiar habits and quirks. He uses a tiny 3x5 play “sheet” a la Mike Leach and covers his mouth with it when talking on the headset lest someone across the way reads lips and steals signals (OU assholes). UA fans are typically bitchy and spoiled yearning for glorious yesterdays but I for one am satisfied with the current coaching, all things considered. Golesh will succeed if he goes to Stillwater, I think.
  3. DeBoer to PedoSt is a very bad idea. If he goes there, Womack to OkieSt and Grubb bolts, we are headed for years of wandering in the desert, like another fan base I sympathize with, a surly, sardonic, sarcastic, vulgar lot.
  4. In 53 years of marriage to a wonderful woman and 41 years of fatherhood to her and my sweet dream of a daughter (NO PICS OF EITHER YOU SICK FUCKS), it has become apparent to me that keeping up with a remote control device, garage door clicker or tangible key of any type or batteries of any kind is just not in the DNA of most otherwise intelligent, clever females. No offense, ladies. But Jesus, lend a valid credit or debit card to either and the Paypal and InstaCart floodgates open, hooo boy, never to be closed or curtailed except through abject poverty or Chapter 7 bankruptcy. But I digress.
  5. Respectfully disagree. Anything which reminds the numbnuts phone swiper generation that humanity is not a fucking app and we are all literally minutes away from being transformed into molten goop or piles of dust is beneficial to the survival of this and many other species. Granted Strangelove and War Games are superior films. Todays median human living outside of Ukraine or the Third World has no idea of the horrors war brings whenever and wherever it occurs. ☮️
  6. Leo (Pancho) Carillo would be the side character here. I met him and Duncan Renaldo once at a county fair. I was starstruck.
  7. Hey Sooners, trade you our long snapper for your kicker. Deal?
  8. Andy Devine as “Jingles,” the great compadre and sideman of Guy Madison as Wild Bill Hickok.
  9. I am into this because you have no idea what’s coming or how and Rhea is so fucking charismatic. Bravo Gilligan! Bring it on~
  10. Agreed. Same goes for Auburn. And you can never cheer for Auburn even if their winning helps your team. World without end.
  11. I like this if it should hold. #9 Notre Dame at #8 OU presents an interesting quandary - how to direct the asteroid. Disregard the two #6s.
  12. I'm glad I gave KDB an automatic two-year pass when he was hired. I have to admit OU beat us straight up on the field. Mateer is a gamer. I do believe the league needs to have weekly tutorials on the officials regarding what "unnecessary roughness" is. Three or four OU players curb stomped Lotzier Brooks after the whistle right in front of a couple of refs, leaving Brooks twitching in pain on his back. Neither one even reached for his flag. That Boucheron (Sp;?) ref and his crew are harbingers of doom if you draw them. In a related story, Ty SImpson is having a three-second alarm timer implanted in his medulla whateveritis. Jesus, boy, please learn how to get the ball out.
  13. Speaking of different eras, “Show me a good loser and I’ll show you a loser.” That was Lombardi, I believe. What we are seeing now is the evolution of Sport in real time, with all things being recorded and published at all times. Tonight ABC didn’t even show whether KDB shook hands with Jawbone With A Cap after our game. Methhead looking Motherfucker.
  14. T’row da bums out. It starts with voting, if you believe they don’t have the results wired.
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