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Bama Llama

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  1. Savoring through this thread flashing back to the Thursday in 1985 when I saw Blood Simple, enraptured as the plot peeled away like an onion, and following the streams of time, film and events since then, I can only say one thing. Goddammit, I need and seriously want more Coen Brothers productions, NOW, and this fucking unenlightenrd orange blowfish the fuck offa my TV.
  2. Anybody out there see (old enough to see) Chuck open for the Stones in SMU roundball arena (Moody?) in fall of 1969? Fucker was awesome, man. Ahhh, Steempy, those were the days. BTW, I’d prefer to have John Lennon back. He prevailed vs Hoover, Mitchell, Nixon and that whole shitty gang and had the very clever last word. “Time wounds all heels.”
  3. And who can forget South Dakota Slim!?
  4. With a tip of the hat to Stephen K
  5. Correction: two days ago, Carville said ,”Donald Trump, you are a fat, sorry, sackbof shit.” The lying part we all know.
  6. March Madness starting one day early, like a lion. Let’s hope we live to see it go out like a lamb. Dotard wearing a white cap to “brand” this bullshit war, “Pay no attention to the pedo behind the curtain.” Some call him the Enemy of Enlightenment.” Carville was right. He’s a fat, lying, sack of shit.” Pox vobis him
  7. SIAP but if you haven’t read the eloquently profane rant from James Carville, it’s worth the effort. In it he refers to dotard as “You fat, sorry sack of shit.” Amen, sez me.
  8. Comparisons (clickbait) are odorous. Opinions are like assholes; everybody has one. [Number] best [noun] of the [arbitrary time span] = formulaic outline for clickbait article.
  9. He was a Jesus of film. Exhibit 75 ^^ God, will we miss him. I loved him with JEJ in the film where they discovered they were brothers. “Well, there’s your problem right there.” (On finding out a complaining asshole at the hardware store equipment rental desk was from WisKINsin).
  10. All comparisons are odious. That being said, I have a hard time understanding how such a cool segment of the human race as Surly World would go four pages deep on this thread and only mention John Winston Lennon two or three casual times. To quote the opposition in Parliament at its most indignant, “SHAME, SHAME, SHHHAAAAMMMEE!” Yeah, I know. I am become an argumentative senior.
  11. Waiting for Guffman is worth watching to see her golden performance as Mrs. Ron Albertson in the “penis reduction” scene at the Chinese restaurant. Eugene Levy’s take is epic.
  12. I liked Lou for kicking a bunch of his besr players off the team about three days before the Orange Bowl vs then #1 Oklahoma. Las Vegas jacked the line to 19 or 20, and the Hogs promptly showed up and beat OU, Switzer and their do-rag wearing prima donna QB straight up. One of our championships everyone likes to ignore was 1979 over Holtz and Arkansas. It still counts, assholes. Take the meds, bliss out and haunt somebody, Lou.
  13. Play it. Play La Marseillaise! Wheel out the Guillotine! Where’s the basket? T’row da bums out!
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