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Bama Llama

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  1. Hey Sooners, trade you our long snapper for your kicker. Deal?
  2. Andy Devine as “Jingles,” the great compadre and sideman of Guy Madison as Wild Bill Hickok.
  3. I am into this because you have no idea what’s coming or how and Rhea is so fucking charismatic. Bravo Gilligan! Bring it on~
  4. Agreed. Same goes for Auburn. And you can never cheer for Auburn even if their winning helps your team. World without end.
  5. I like this if it should hold. #9 Notre Dame at #8 OU presents an interesting quandary - how to direct the asteroid. Disregard the two #6s.
  6. I'm glad I gave KDB an automatic two-year pass when he was hired. I have to admit OU beat us straight up on the field. Mateer is a gamer. I do believe the league needs to have weekly tutorials on the officials regarding what "unnecessary roughness" is. Three or four OU players curb stomped Lotzier Brooks after the whistle right in front of a couple of refs, leaving Brooks twitching in pain on his back. Neither one even reached for his flag. That Boucheron (Sp;?) ref and his crew are harbingers of doom if you draw them. In a related story, Ty SImpson is having a three-second alarm timer implanted in his medulla whateveritis. Jesus, boy, please learn how to get the ball out.
  7. Speaking of different eras, “Show me a good loser and I’ll show you a loser.” That was Lombardi, I believe. What we are seeing now is the evolution of Sport in real time, with all things being recorded and published at all times. Tonight ABC didn’t even show whether KDB shook hands with Jawbone With A Cap after our game. Methhead looking Motherfucker.
  8. T’row da bums out. It starts with voting, if you believe they don’t have the results wired.
  9. If Texas is ahead by 4 or more late, watch out for the hook and lateral. Sixty years ago they stole a game from us with that play. The receiver’s knee was on the ground but it was not called (no replay review in 1965). I saw it in person. Hook em for ole Bama Llama, boys!
  10. I can’t read the handle @rocklobster without fantasizing about spending some quality time in the Love Shack with both of the girls from the B-52s. Mmmmmm- HM! 😊🎉👍☮️🏝️☘️
  11. Coyote’s eyebrows = Dotard’s wig
  12. Richard Dreyfuss ”I don’t like the panties hanging on the rod!” The Goodbye Girl
  13. I will watch Rhea smoke, drink, gesticulate, yell and emote about anything. I will not miss an episode. I hope Bob O gets a cameo.
  14. Hey, you’re playing at Auburn in 2029! What more could you ask for? Hillbillies, Ho’s, No-neck Monstahs, Lies and Lyahs! Possum Hair Stadium, in which actual live possums scurry before kickoff and our national bird is abused and held in shameful captivity.
  15. Oy! USC v Texas @ Wembley would be interesting, you lot.
  16. Tech trivia from back in the day. My roommate at Rice in 1969-1971 was from West Texas and a big TT fan. He hated Arkansas because, he said, Hog fans always threw shit at the Masked Rider who (in those days) rode around with guns out in VISITING OPPONENTS’ stadiums. He said Tech discontinued the provocative tradition when the Rider was knocked off his horse after being hit in the head by a well-aimed whiskey bottle in Fayetteville. Is that true, Clark?
  17. UGA will OPI your DBd every pass play until the refs call it at least twice in a row. Those bitches make a living off of pushing the envelope.
  18. Caption: SAP: Shitty Ass President
  19. Here’s my dream of the last 5 game clock minutes of Texas v UGA. Hard fought for 55 minutes, several lead changes. Horns leading 21-17. The barking fan mass waiting and drooling for their “inevitable” comeback victory. Only this time BOOM! the door slams shut and old UGA the myth cries and pisses the comeback away with picks, fumbles and false starts. Final score is Texas 34 - Georgia 17. My guys choke to OU. Texas and Ole Miss play for the SEC crown.
  20. They cannot suffer enough. Fuck them and the eagle/tiger/plainsmen they rode in on. They’ll probably want Malzahn back. No one cares.
  21. Just keep on cranking out that top tier D, sending the meditation girls to Arch’s room, whip Georgia and your enhanced juju will disturb the Aggies through and beyond the game in Austin, to be dominated by the Horns. We will probably step on our dicks and choke the OU game, throwing us out of the top 4 and SECCG. Hell, maybe the networks and moneychangers can set up Texas v Bama in Tuscaloosa, or Austin. Who gives a shit? Let’s do this. Bryant and DKR will be watching from above.
  22. Bravissimo. Best image in this thread. There is still hope for humankind.
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