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Bama Llama

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  1. Who is fhis? I have to know.
  2. Comparisons are odious
  3. And I’ll wager you say “pe-CONs” and not “pe-CANs” when pronouncing the word. And I say good on you, sir, for picking up all those nuts for all those years. There is nothing better in this life than a good piece of pecan pie other than an encounter with the good, tight, warm, slick pussy of a good-looking horny young lady. But I digress.
  4. If the foo shits, wear it.
  5. Musky (the muskrat) was a supporting sidekick bit player on the Deputy Dawg cartoon show. There is symmetry there, I suppose, given today’s “events.”
  6. Guess when Dotard and Lil Musky are done this place will be called the United States of Whatthefuck.
  7. Given: Adversity in the Rose Bowl, Colt’s shoulder is injured and he can’t play. Horns trailing by 11, need a boost. Squints is in, the first half is winding down, scant seconds remain. Just let the half run out, get to locker room and regroup, or . . . OR . . . Wild idea: call a shovel pass, maybe rip off a big gain and get some points. What could go wrong?
  8. Frech wave. Details. Mere petty annoyances. This challenge presents Texas hoops with a superb opportunity to compete and succeed!
  9. Hey! Say that like you’re proud! Who the fuck are you talking to? Wait. I was thinking schizophrenic. Never mind.
  10. I dunno. True, it smells Dotardish but pure dee Dotardese is peppered with more redundant exclamation points and randomly scattered words in ALL CAPS!!!!
  11. Religion is make believe for grownups. That being said, if we must have strict rules by which everyone must live, why not simplify the matter and adopt only one, the Golden Rule?
  12. Does Florida actually have a 7’9” player and if yes, does he see the floor? If no, WTF is wrong with him?
  13. He is beloved. He possessed/ possesses the best feel and touch of any percussionist, IMHO. I am proud to own a set of Ringo style 1965 Ludwig blue oyster pearls (couldn’t get black oyster pearl, dad gummit). They will follow me to the great beyond unless Mrs Llama sells them cheap on ebay after I croak.
  14. This one fits Winter of 2025 just about right. I saw the Fugs play this live at a free gig on the campus of Rice University, yes, The Insitute on South Main, in April of 1969 with Tricky Dick freshly installed in the White House. History does repeat itself, although the Turnip canlt play piano for shit.
  15. In 1968 I saw the Fugs play a free gig on campus at Rice. In a mocking tribute to Ricard Nixon, they performed their great bizarro rock song called “Four Minutes to Twelve and There’s a Madman at the Wheel.” This would be a good time to release a cover, 2025 style. I’m guessing the original Fugs are all deceased and decomposing.
  16. Yes, under cause of action known as Respondeat Superior. BK = loser big time, with punitive damages. Plaintiff lawyer wet dream of a case. BK counterman loses temper, BK loses civil case, billboard lawyer likely showed up at the ER before Mr. Knockout did. Case probably settled without a pleading ever being filed. Contra?
  17. Every fucking day in Don Turnipland seems like a new episode of Zero Day only it’s too fucking real. Shit - it IS real!
  18. This was the high point of 20th century cinema. Laszlo, having had enough of Nazi officers singing, tells the band leader, “Pleh eet. Play La Marseillaise!” Then, when Rick almost imperceptibly gives the nod to the band leader and the house band launches into La Marseillaise, I always lose it. I mean I literally weep uncontrollably. At “Aux armes, Citoyens!” I’m a basket case. Feels like we are approaching one of those moments today in Les Etats-Unis. Who’s gonna give the nod now? I’ll play the snare.
  19. He never disappointed. Sad to read how he chose to ring down the old curtain with team wackezoid. In so much quality work The Conversation was my favorite. That little insincere chuckle appeared in every role. “Men, there’s trouble in Russia . . . .” What else is new?
  20. Bless you for posting that. I would like to volunteer to go back in time and escort those lady backing vocalists to a finr evening of dinner, imbibery, recreational (but wholesome) drug use and the exploration of certain cultural eccentricities. Ringo, Eric, Dhani, Billy Preston, etc., good all round.
  21. Get her to the vet now and swab her mouth to identify the bacteria in her saliva. When she bites someone (and she will), that information will be critical in finding the best antibiotic to treat their infection. Time is of the essence.
  22. The Leningrad Cowboys are back on tour!
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