Everything posted by Bama Llama
- Texas vs. Texas A&M - 6:30pm on ABC
-
No WAY is that the Same Actor/Actress
Hey, i give you the trashy one but Kelly Lynch was no bimbo! She was (portraying) a duly licensed medical doctor. I keep hoping she treats me for a laceration in the ER.
-
2025 CFB Polls/Rankings Thead
As a completely biased Bama fan, I wouldnโt mind if we played at Oxford and the Irish got sent to Vegetables Hell Hole, should all this hold. Texas will pants aggy (again) so we may end up playing UGA (again). All kinds of shit could happen.
-
Real Life Beavis Running For Texas House District 31, US Congress.
Donโt make me vommuck
- ATTN: SHEEPFUCKERS (Week 15 2025)
-
James Comey is my Homie
And so it is 2 -0. Hallelujah, Jesus, so it is! And Doug Jones announced today he is running for governor of my state. Represent, Doug!
-
James Comey is my Homie
JUSTICE- 1 TRUMPOPIA - 0
-
Trumpโs America
This was my general reaction when Tommy โWingnutโ โTater Townโ Tuberville ran for the Senate. That finger waving motherfucker should not have received a single vote from the Bama fan base half of registered voters in this state. I failed to take the Trump Zombies factor into account. Donโt be surprised when Dotard announces he is naming his Qatari 747 โDonnieโs Arkโ and inviting his loyal followers to get on board as he and his family of grifters relocate to Uncle Vladโs luxury land mega mansion principality on the Black Sea. He finna blow town. Vance, Johnson and the Cabinet will be on the 747. Whoโs left to run this nation? State governor, Alphabetically? Yikes.
-
Could this be the craziest coaching carousel of all time?
Trying to be objective, Womackโs star has risen erratically but steadily throughout his two seasons here except for the debacle at FSU. Until last week, we were turning opponents over at critical times and getting off the field on third downs. He has peculiar habits and quirks. He uses a tiny 3x5 play โsheetโ a la Mike Leach and covers his mouth with it when talking on the headset lest someone across the way reads lips and steals signals (OU assholes). UA fans are typically bitchy and spoiled yearning for glorious yesterdays but I for one am satisfied with the current coaching, all things considered. Golesh will succeed if he goes to Stillwater, I think.
-
Could this be the craziest coaching carousel of all time?
DeBoer to PedoSt is a very bad idea. If he goes there, Womack to OkieSt and Grubb bolts, we are headed for years of wandering in the desert, like another fan base I sympathize with, a surly, sardonic, sarcastic, vulgar lot.
-
Trivial Things That Make You Surly
In 53 years of marriage to a wonderful woman and 41 years of fatherhood to her and my sweet dream of a daughter (NO PICS OF EITHER YOU SICK FUCKS), it has become apparent to me that keeping up with a remote control device, garage door clicker or tangible key of any type or batteries of any kind is just not in the DNA of most otherwise intelligent, clever females. No offense, ladies. But Jesus, lend a valid credit or debit card to either and the Paypal and InstaCart floodgates open, hooo boy, never to be closed or curtailed except through abject poverty or Chapter 7 bankruptcy. But I digress.
-
Netflix Recommendations
Respectfully disagree. Anything which reminds the numbnuts phone swiper generation that humanity is not a fucking app and we are all literally minutes away from being transformed into molten goop or piles of dust is beneficial to the survival of this and many other species. Granted Strangelove and War Games are superior films. Todays median human living outside of Ukraine or the Third World has no idea of the horrors war brings whenever and wherever it occurs. โฎ๏ธ
-
Favorite TV side character
Leo (Pancho) Carillo would be the side character here. I met him and Duncan Renaldo once at a county fair. I was starstruck.
-
OU Football 2025 - Cheated Its Way To a Backdoor CFP Appearance
Hey Sooners, trade you our long snapper for your kicker. Deal?
-
Favorite TV side character
- Favorite TV side character
Andy Devine as โJingles,โ the great compadre and sideman of Guy Madison as Wild Bill Hickok.- Pluribus - Vince Gilligan and Rhea Seehorn
I am into this because you have no idea whatโs coming or how and Rhea is so fucking charismatic. Bravo Gilligan! Bring it on~- 2025 CFB Polls/Rankings Thead
Agreed. Same goes for Auburn. And you can never cheer for Auburn even if their winning helps your team. World without end.- 2025 CFB Polls/Rankings Thead
I like this if it should hold. #9 Notre Dame at #8 OU presents an interesting quandary - how to direct the asteroid. Disregard the two #6s.- Oklahoma @ Alabama
I'm glad I gave KDB an automatic two-year pass when he was hired. I have to admit OU beat us straight up on the field. Mateer is a gamer. I do believe the league needs to have weekly tutorials on the officials regarding what "unnecessary roughness" is. Three or four OU players curb stomped Lotzier Brooks after the whistle right in front of a couple of refs, leaving Brooks twitching in pain on his back. Neither one even reached for his flag. That Boucheron (Sp;?) ref and his crew are harbingers of doom if you draw them. In a related story, Ty SImpson is having a three-second alarm timer implanted in his medulla whateveritis. Jesus, boy, please learn how to get the ball out.- Our guys are smiling and taking pics on the field
Speaking of different eras, โShow me a good loser and Iโll show you a loser.โ That was Lombardi, I believe. What we are seeing now is the evolution of Sport in real time, with all things being recorded and published at all times. Tonight ABC didnโt even show whether KDB shook hands with Jawbone With A Cap after our game. Methhead looking Motherfucker.- Michael Flynn about to line his pocket with taxpayer cash
Tโrow da bums out. It starts with voting, if you believe they donโt have the results wired.- 2025 Week 12: Texas @ Georgia
- 2025 Week 12: Texas @ Georgia
If Texas is ahead by 4 or more late, watch out for the hook and lateral. Sixty years ago they stole a game from us with that play. The receiverโs knee was on the ground but it was not called (no replay review in 1965). I saw it in person. Hook em for ole Bama Llama, boys!- Road Trip - Athens (UGA)
I canโt read the handle @rocklobster without fantasizing about spending some quality time in the Love Shack with both of the girls from the B-52s. Mmmmmm- HM! ๐๐๐โฎ๏ธ๐๏ธโ๏ธ - Favorite TV side character
Football ...
Basketball ...
Baseball ...
Other Sports ...
Futbol ...
๐คซ995๐คซ ...
Gambling ...
Movies & TV ...
Music ...
Hobbies ...
Lulz ...
Food & Travel
...
Daily Texan ...
Business & Markets ...
Cloak Room ...
Help ...
For Sale ...
Board Discussion ...
Advertise...
Tailgate Donations
Back to top