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Bama Llama

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  1. They needed more “win outs” and fewer “white outs.” Working here on the lower Alabama Gulf Coast for the past forty years I have met and worked for and with a number of Penn State fans. They were all good people and legit football fans. But that was all before the Sandusky shower show scandal and Joe Knew revelations. I hope for their sake they turn the page in a good way.
  2. Not too shabby for a former Vandy coach (the $$, anyway).
  3. Fair enough. I have viewed a jillion college football games and the suckage on this one was real. I will say the refs properly called taunting on Mizzou on Bama’s first possession.
  4. Our two players were concussed so I guess I’m imagining things. SEC refs are great! Yeah and I hope Texas draws this Bama/Mizxou crew at UGA. They search for ways to fuck you.
  5. Bama -Mizzou crew gets an F from me. Motherfuckers blew call after call and have taken FURTHER REVIEW to new lows. We win by 20 without these officials. Our RB Miller likely rebroke his collarbone on a cheap shot by Mizzou defender. Man the balls on DeBoer on 4th down.
  6. Anything that reminds the mobile phone app obsessed masses about what happens when fascists take over is worthy of support. Trials are not the solution. Derailing the fascism train is.
  7. Anyone ever seen Shea Whigham and Indiana head football Curt Cignetti in the same room?
  8. That, my friends, is 21st Century gonzo literature. Thank you, Imma, for expending the time, energy and capital to make it possible for me to read of your adventures in Pettyland.
  9. Do not even think about Ryan Grubb but Hugh Freeze may be available soon.
  10. Should be an interesting trajectory
  11. Yeah, and Corch Sandusky was just “horsing around” with Penn State football players in the showers at Happy Valley.
  12. Thanks. That’s three “dreaded” blackout Bama wins in a row. The horns will win there, too, later on in the season. UGA fans are insufferable, just like the office dweeb woofing at his boss lady in the commercial.
  13. Texas, just win, avoid key injuries and move on. Fuck style points.
  14. You guys better get into and out of the Swamp without key injured players.”before interring OU. Weird shit happens in that place. I have no doubt Bendables will play Mateer but he (Mateer) didn’t impress me that much vs a pretty solid Alldumb defense. Florida’s locker room may be on life support by Saturday, in any case. Hook ‘em anyway.
  15. To open the 2002 game in Fayetteville, Arkansas kicked the football out of the back of the end zone. On the first play from scrimmage, “Shaudie” took a draw play 80 yards to the house, untouched. Pound for pound, that guy was one the best college football players I ever saw. Tough, fast, sure handed. His tearful argument to keep Mike Price was eloquent but the die had been cast. I’ll remember Shaud when our defense tries to handle Mike Shula’s offense at South Carolina in a few weeks.
  16. His stripper companions literally ordered two of everything on the room service breakfast menu, using his UA credit card.
  17. My daughter was a freshman at UA during the brief Price “era.” He had a habit of turning up semi-hammered at the coded gate of his on campus condominium at the same time as coveys of lithe, nubile coeds coming in from bar crawling, asking if they could punch the code to open the gate to the elevator because he had forgotten what day it was. My daughter was not one of the coeds and no pics, you sick fucks. The players LOVED Mike Price and lobbied the AD to keep him even after the Pensacola strippers incident. Shades lof Hugh Freeze!
  18. As W would tell us, there good strategery in taking 3 points when you can get it and for punting the ball when you don’t want to turn it to your opponent on downs. Just ask DKR, Bobby Dodd, Bud Wilkinson, Ara Pargehian, Robert Neyland and Paul Bryant. I saw Bryant punt or quick-kick on third and long plenty of times. It helps if your defense can tackle in the open field! His 1961 NC team gave up 25 points . . . all year!
  19. Jaysus, Mary and Joseph
  20. Jesse and Tess are like an infomercial And Tess is playing the dummy
  21. That Bouchard (Gomer Pyle) ref loves to shit on good plays
  22. We copyrighted “Auburn sucks so fucking bad” in 1948 when they were known as “API.” That year the score was 55-0 Bama. Auburn was the place that inspired the Star Wars writer to come up with “Hive of scum and villainy.” Alabama Polytechnic Institute Hee Haw!
  23. This game reminds me of how Lewis Grizzard used to describe Big 10 football in the 60s and 70s: “Two mules fighting over a turnip.”
  24. WKU mascot was last seen in 1987 in the shittiest ever version of Zelda (Zelda II) as a hopping gumdrop.
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